|Born in the RSR |
|The Mothership |
baseball players shouldn't lumber.
I'm with mothership, DH is bush league. Get those fucking pitchers out there swinging!
nicely summarized with :
It's almost as if the "slide" portion of this was totally unintentional.
|Void 71 |
4 stars for the 40 pounds of fat that was jiggling around his midsection when he was 'lumbering around third' and another star for the inevitable tumble.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Are we sure he did that intentionally?
The throw to the plate was about as good as the slide.
No catcher in his right mind would cover the plate with that thing pummeling toward him at 4 miles an hour.
Genius. He cleverly took advantage of the little-known rule that says that if you die while crossing home plate, it counts as two runs.
|Jet Bin Fever |
That sort of injury is really going to help his pitching.
|Syd Midnight |
A Little League coach told us "If you don't know how to slide head first, don't ever try" which seemed Yogi Berran in being both completely illogical and very good advice.
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