duck&cover 
Play-dough addiction is a terrible thing.
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Caminante Nocturno
How do you catch a crook
That can hide inside a book
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garcet71283
It's like the tragic twist to one of those E or VH1 biography shows.
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Daddy Warcrimes
So I'm going on record as saying this is all just viral marketing to get people hyped for Eddie Murphy's upcoming oscar hosting gig.
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wtf japan
Live a healthy, vice-free life, don't take unnecessary risks, and ultimately get killed by a man in a Gumby costume.
This is why I smoke.
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Chalkdust
aw, they left out my favorite detail, which is that the clerk called it in and described the suspect as "a green Spongebob Squarepants".
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS GENERATION (or whichever generation the clerk belongs to)?
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dead_cat
He was once a little green ball of clayyyy
GUMBY!
Let's all see what Gumby will try todayyy
GUMBY!
He can walk up to any clerk, with his douchebag pal Pokey, too!
If you've got smokes then Gumby will hold up youuu!
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Jet Bin Fever
He took his Gumby paw and put it in his Gumby pocket.
Gumby Gumby... Gumby.
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