Meerkat Well technically they could blind you, then rob you blind.
Pompoulus So your eyes are like a weapon except they just sort of put you in danger to no immediately helpful end.
Sundry The kind of criminal who would kill someone over 50 bucks is surely not the kind of person who would kill you for looking at him funny.
Syd Midnight As a lone employee late at night, my robbery contingency plan was to open the register and avert my eyes so they'd have less reasons to beat/shoot me, 'cause businesses have insurance but I don't.
Caminante Nocturno Every time someone submits a video without a description, I end up mistaking their name for the description. This time, it's even funnier depending on whose perspective you read the title from.
charmlessman You have a weapon too: your eyes. Use them to shoot lasers.