Meerkat - 2011-09-26 Well technically they could blind you, then rob you blind.
Pompoulus - 2011-09-26 So your eyes are like a weapon except they just sort of put you in danger to no immediately helpful end.
Sundry - 2011-09-26 The kind of criminal who would kill someone over 50 bucks is surely not the kind of person who would kill you for looking at him funny.
Syd Midnight - 2011-09-29 As a lone employee late at night, my robbery contingency plan was to open the register and avert my eyes so they'd have less reasons to beat/shoot me, 'cause businesses have insurance but I don't.
Caminante Nocturno - 2011-09-26 Every time someone submits a video without a description, I end up mistaking their name for the description. This time, it's even funnier depending on whose perspective you read the title from.
charmlessman - 2011-09-26 You have a weapon too: your eyes. Use them to shoot lasers.