MrBuddy
PortlandPolice: Playing bagpipes while riding a unicycle not be the safest thing to do, but we commend the rider for wearing a helmet.

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MrBuddy
Xenocide gets the stars

Corpus Delectable
For you, for being a fellow meme-hater.

Wander
goin with the snake here.

Adham Nu'man
Yeah, fuck it, I won't put up with any fucking meme that has not been grown organically here at poetv by a team of fair trade farmers of my peers.
In fact, from now on I will only 5 star videos that are made by poetv members, shot on cameras built by poetv members using plastics created using poetv's own crude oil deposit, in our own labs, and with other minerals extracted from the poetv mines.
I am also currently in the process of drawing up a mid-term plan to build our own artisanal world wide web using strings of copper wire stretched out throughout the continents.
We should all strive for full out poetv autonomy, that way when society has crumbled and the food basket is just an empty wasteland and the cockroach is King, we will still be able to comment and star stupid videos.

Jet Bin Fever
The "Meanwhile, in..." is just atrociously stupid. It was slightly funny the first few times when it was just "Meanwhile, in Russia" or some distant hell-scape... but then you guys did what all klutzy internet dweebs do, and had to post it about 500 more times.
Memes are for lazy assholes.

memedumpster
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Snakeweapon
-4 to theSnake for ripping off my shitty username.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I don't think this is a dupe.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I've rechecked several times and I can't find another record of this. It doesn't come up under Darth Vader, bagpipe, or unicycle.