"911 what's your EMERGENCY?"
"They overcharged me at Chick Fil A"
At one time I didn't know the navigating the maze trick and got lost in an unlit enclosed maze made of plywood at this Halloween thing. I ended up stumbling back into the staging area where the next group to go through was being prepped. It was embarrassing, but I did not call 911. Mazes are awesome.
I read the news article, should of thought to YouTube it. Good catch.
Also, I really hope to see "help I'm a moron' become a linked tag.
Well to be fair it was getting dock out theyuh.
Clearly, the best response would have been to start a fire.
You can walk through the walls in a corn maze, right? Or do they reinforce the walls to make them impassable somehow?
|Jet Bin Fever |
She's really lucky. The minotaur wasn't even up yet.
"IT'S REALLY DAHK"
I got lost in a corn maze once. I assumed that was the whole point.
where's He Who Walks Behind The Rows when you need him? nah, new englanders probably taste like shit anyways
|Caminante Nocturno |
Police dogs have better things to do than this.
Yeah, they're definitely morons. They took their three week-old baby with them to a corn maze, and started late enough in the day that it got dark and everybody went home, including the people running it, before they could work their way to the exit.
|Sudan no1 |
Corn mazes: NEVER AGAIN.
Iowa's lousy with these mazes. There's even religious ones set up that are supposed to make you feel "closer to god" somehow. I'm not sure how it works but I've since made peace with the idea knowing that it will surely lead to a "Children of the Corn"-type cult in the near future.
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