Oh DEAR. That's really all I can think of to say about this.
Its like a late 90s Hip Hop Music Video. I could imagine the Cash Money Millionaires in this.
Tag suggestion for any Gene Simmons related content: insufferable fuckwit.
Take the stars. My God this was hard to watch.
So he used the same beat, most of the signature sounds from the original, and just added his own sloppy vocal delivery instead of Keith's?
What a tool.
Oh my God, Gadhafi has risen from the dead and now he's more powerful than we could imagine!
Going senile never looked so embarrasing.
All the T and A in this drew me into its twisted spell that I forgot what I was watching or even listening to anymore.
That is so sad for him.
Drinking Ensure does wonders!
I'm confused - is he the crazed, animated, "Firestarter", or the giant monotone soulless douche out to shill anything for a buck that I have seen over the past several decades?
Don't put this cunt on Andy Rooney's tag.
2:58 - that's straight up Burger King commercial fire.
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Only the good musicians die young.
Somehow worse than the original.
I can't wait to hear his covers of "Comfortably Numb," "Personal Jesus" and "21 Guns," all of which have been sorely lacking the "old white pimp and his ho-army" artistic vision Gene brings to the table.
It's nowhere near as good as The Sneaker Pimp's version, but it'll do.
I never really noticed before, but Alton Brown REALLY needs to do a spoof version of Firestarter. Maybe make it about barbecue or something.
This is awful on many levels simultaneously. If (like me) you have ever (even accidentally) seen his shitty reality TV show, this is about 20x more sad to watch because THIS IS HIS IDEA OF AWESOME.
Also, this reminds me of the interview I heard with him on NPR's Fresh Air. It's pretty fucking stunning, checking it out here:
Altziemers. Senile dementia. Call it what you will.
You don't see Lemmy pulling this shit, do you?
No, you don't.
That should tell you all you need to know.
PROTIP: Gene Simmons has always sucked, Kiss were objectively worse than ICP.
god damn, every time I see gene simmons' name, I think it's referring to richard simmons. Experiencing severe disappointment.
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