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Knaaks - 2011-10-25

Oh DEAR. That's really all I can think of to say about this.

Cena_mark - 2011-10-25

Its like a late 90s Hip Hop Music Video. I could imagine the Cash Money Millionaires in this.

Old_Zircon - 2012-06-02

I'm waiting for Uncle Luke's posse to drop in on their jet skis.

Ghoul - 2011-10-25

Tag suggestion for any Gene Simmons related content: insufferable fuckwit.

Take the stars. My God this was hard to watch.

kwash - 2011-10-25


Robin Kestrel - 2011-10-25


Anaxagoras - 2011-10-25

So he used the same beat, most of the signature sounds from the original, and just added his own sloppy vocal delivery instead of Keith's?

What a tool.

Binro the Heretic - 2011-10-25

Don't forget the messy guitar.

memedumpster - 2011-10-25

Oh my God, Gadhafi has risen from the dead and now he's more powerful than we could imagine!

paparatti - 2011-10-25

For you.

Konversekid - 2011-10-25

This. It contains all the comedy of a Scott Pilgrimesque boss fight, but with all the tragedy of how crazy, ambitious, and horrendous looking these two characters are.

dead_cat - 2011-10-26

No, he's still dead. He just got a sweet mansion and a new all-female army of bodyguards up in the hills of Hell's premiere gated community for deceased super-wealthy dickwads.

jimmicampkin - 2011-11-01

For memedumpster

Riskbreaker - 2011-10-25

Going senile never looked so embarrasing.

chumbucket - 2011-10-25

All the T and A in this drew me into its twisted spell that I forgot what I was watching or even listening to anymore.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2011-10-26

Eventually, the T&A morphs into Simmons' desperate cry for relevancy and relief from erectile dysfunction.

takewithfood - 2011-10-25

That is so sad for him.

StanleyPain - 2011-10-25

Drinking Ensure does wonders!

ez - 2011-10-25

I'm confused - is he the crazed, animated, "Firestarter", or the giant monotone soulless douche out to shill anything for a buck that I have seen over the past several decades?

Nithing - 2011-10-25

Don't put this cunt on Andy Rooney's tag.

TypicalEllisProtagonist - 2011-10-25

2:58 - that's straight up Burger King commercial fire.

Jet Bin Fever - 2011-10-26

Only the good musicians die young.

Raggamuffin - 2011-10-26


poorwill - 2011-10-26

Somehow worse than the original.

Aelric - 2011-10-26

Pumpkin instigator?

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2011-10-26

I can't wait to hear his covers of "Comfortably Numb," "Personal Jesus" and "21 Guns," all of which have been sorely lacking the "old white pimp and his ho-army" artistic vision Gene brings to the table.

Pompoulus - 2011-10-26

It rhymes pretty well with Mayan Detonator, you have to admit, though the meaning of that phrase also escapes me.

EvilHomer - 2011-10-26

It's nowhere near as good as The Sneaker Pimp's version, but it'll do.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2011-10-26

I never really noticed before, but Alton Brown REALLY needs to do a spoof version of Firestarter. Maybe make it about barbecue or something.

divinitycycle - 2011-10-27

This is awful on many levels simultaneously. If (like me) you have ever (even accidentally) seen his shitty reality TV show, this is about 20x more sad to watch because THIS IS HIS IDEA OF AWESOME.

Also, this reminds me of the interview I heard with him on NPR's Fresh Air. It's pretty fucking stunning, checking it out here:
http://www.erim.net/archives/gene-simmons-and-terry-gross-inte rview

jimmicampkin - 2011-11-01

Altziemers. Senile dementia. Call it what you will.

Squeamish - 2011-11-07

You don't see Lemmy pulling this shit, do you?


No, you don't.

That should tell you all you need to know.

Old_Zircon - 2012-06-02

PROTIP: Gene Simmons has always sucked, Kiss were objectively worse than ICP.

love - 2013-10-25

god damn, every time I see gene simmons' name, I think it's referring to richard simmons. Experiencing severe disappointment.

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