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Desc:Seattle has a new super villain
Category:Humor, Crime
Tags:nerds, super villian, Phoenix Jones, Rex Velvet
Submitted:the_slurb
Date:05/03/12
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duck&cover
Super-villain and piano-tuner.
badideasinaction
But with the critical weakness of "clipping audio" apparently. Except for that voicing it was at least entertaining, kinda.

jangbones
hope you like a face full of pepper spray, weirdo
cognitivedissonance
I was so worried, until he showed his face I was *dead certain* this was my college roommate and I was going to out him.
Kilo147
Too late!
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/ryan-cory/20/a90/869

garcet71283
Dammit...someone beat me to this.

But in all seriousness, it really is just a matter of time until someone legitimately mentally ill decides that all this isn't just dress-up-playtime.
Old_Zircon
It's going to be amazing.

mouser
It's called may first parade.

WHO WANTS DESSERT
You just described the real-life superheroes. There's a ton of stories about Phoenix Jones unnecessarily escalating conflicts and pepper-spraying protesters, all while avoiding the actual high-crime areas of the city.

Cena_mark
That's the problem with Vigilantes. Their usually bored people with no lives who suddenly think they'll be thrust into an awesome adventure. And their boring day of cooking on a battle ship will turn into a fight against terrorists. I think George Zimmerman has this mentality.

Kilo147
Not the first time we've had a vigilante in Seattle. There's always this guy
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002456680_sex offender30m.html
Also, this guy from Michigan
http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2012/04/shotgun-weil ding_superhero_unm.html
and of course George Zimmerman, the self appointed neighborhood watchman who, against the wishes of the police followed a kid that he thought was "suspicious"

People that think themselves above the law are dangerous, and this "Phoenix Jones is just as much of a risk as anyone else with that mindset.

Kilo147
Oh, would you like to know the truth about Velvet? Would you like to know who he is and who he works for? You would?! Well let me tell you!

Mr. Ryan Robert Cody. employed by Rocket Launch Productions where he takes the title of owner. A company that produces miserable attempts at viral videos. He also works at Tri-Film productions in Kirkland where he edits various projects for individuals. Before that he worked at 4th Avenue Media again producing viral videos. It is there that he met his lovely fiancee, Allison Crowston. Before that he worked for Fisher Broadcasting, writing news reports for the local station KING 5.

To top it off, his current client is none other than Phoenix Jones, and the Rex Velvet character nothing more than an advertising campaign.
Kilo147
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