Old_Zircon
It makes Hobgoblins look like a masterpiece.

Old_Zircon
Hell, it's worse than that 90s Vampirella movie with Roger Daltrey in it.

Old_Zircon
It's a direct to video remake of 9 1/2 Weeks with ninjas added. I own and have seen the whole thing. I honestly thing it's the worst movie I've ever seen and I've seen some incredibly bad movies.

I'm almost 100% sure that a Poe poster admitted to doing a cameo in it as a child, too, but I forget who.