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Thought the title read, "Stand-up comic isn't told his audience is going to be all chickens." That would have been better.
Gilbert Gottfried tells a story about opening for the Go Gos early in his career, and the audience was all teen girls and their mothers. He started with cleaner material, but bombed, so he quickly went dirty. He said after he told the "what's red and smily and crawls up your leg" joke, he knew the show was over.
Adham Nu'man
So, what is red and smily and crawls up your leg?

According to google it's "the Noid"

a homesick abortion

That man has an incredible job.
Ouch, tough crowd.
Kudos to the adults who didn't give a shit and laughed anyway.
Counterpoint: kudos to the kids who didn't give a shit and refused to courtesy-laugh at this guy's weak-ass jokes.

So that's why the NBC corporation collapsed in 2009.
Rodents of Unusual Size
"Hey, did you watch the routine all the way through to make sure it was appropriate for a general audience?"
Guy about to go on vacation: "Huh? What? Yeahyeah, it's fine. Bye."
Actually pretty funny.
"I don't know if this has ever happened to any of you."
"Um... what else.."

My friend, you would've bombed if you'd played to a room of people huffing laughing gas, celebrating a lottery win.
I dunno dude, I'd be throwing a lot of "Um, what else" in there if I got blindsided by a whole shitload of children. Are those his cleanest jokes? Did he have to make some last-minute substitutions?

Has he got a mustache? What the hell is going on above his lip? Looks like just some crap ejecting from his nose. It distracted me so I couldn't focus on what I should be laughing at.
Seven Arts/H8 Red
Perhaps the producer was a Howard Stern fan. There's no reason anymore for Stern to feud with John DeBella, but Stern fans are good at holding grudges.
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