Dinkin Flicka Great. I wonder if his unique specification that the scissors bit was filmed at 2am wasn't a plea, perhaps even unconsciously, for, just once in his life, a romantic companion?
memedumpster The poor guy just wants a like-configured component that will remember the states they attained together, even when the power is shut off.
Oscar Wildcat It's a safe bet the first thing to go into the magic bag of reconfigurable matter is his schlong.