And the makers of this were burned as witches, yes?
No immediate application? Well, off the top of my head they could rig it so it puffs smoke and then they could put it in a Stove Pipe Top Hat.
I can tell you, it confuses the fuck out of cats and if that isn't function enough for you, I can't help.
Better than the music that would be on MTV if MTV played music videos.
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I want this to be my alarm clock. I miss waking up to the sounds of birds chirping.
Now that is totally neat. I can't imagine what kind of thoughts the advanced past-human must have thought as they sat and designed it. The mathematics of bird song, the machinery of aesthetic pleasantry, the will to copy nature through the precision hands of humankind.
Oh well, back to Honey Boo Boo and the fall of civilization.
Fooled my cat. A+
It won't beat Gilgamesh Wulfenbach's spork gun but I'm sure Krosp I, Emperor of All Cats would find it entertaining. Although he's like trying to get rid of Mechanicsburg's rats or something. Speaking of which I'll bet you could modify it to play the same tune as the Pied Piper and...
Binro the Heretic
They need to install that voicebox in a fifty-foot-tall fire-spewing steel nightingale.
Steampunks are just carrying on the age old tradition of drawing inspiration from awesome things of days gone by when creating shitty things today.
Not that I can criticize, I recently spend on a book about the history and applications of pre-20th century glue.
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