bongoprophet The other two doofuses have no clue how to deal with awkward people either which is what puts the awkwardness-meter off the scale.
Grandmaster Funk Seriously. Aggressively condescending concern all like "What's wrong with heeem?" That dude appears to be a seriously creepy Euro-turd who is certainly regarded as a rodent in his natural habitat, but goes to Cons inhabited by wretched nerds, dons his tacky sunglasses and presumably wanders around trying to get nerd girls wet by superciliously tooling other dorks there. I've never been to one of these con freakshows, and if this is one of their natural inhabitants, I'm quite pleased with that decision.