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Desc:Some guy Zimmerman had beef with has terrible aim.
Category:Crime, Classic TV Clips
Tags:asshole, karma, vigilante, george zimmerman
Submitted:Binro the Heretic
Date:05/12/15
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-12
Fortunately, he was shot in the head, so no major organs were injured.
EvilHomer - 2015-05-12
I'm pretty sure the head contains major organs, John.

Lef - 2015-05-12
Does everyone have a maor organ between their ears?

Bort - 2015-05-12
You misspelled "Maori". And yes, many of us do at one time or another.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-12
>>I'm pretty sure the head contains major organs, John.

I just did some googling, and, according to wikipedia, you are correct.

Caminante Nocturno - 2015-05-12
See, it would have been funnier if you'd said that he was shot in the heart, but he never uses it anyway.

Fortunately, there's a really good chance he'll get shot again, so you'll probably get another chance to make your joke work.

oddeye - 2015-05-12
I'm not defending the shooting of unarmed teenagers BUT technically you are advocating the death of a man that was proven innocent. Think on that for a moment, who is really the heartless one here?

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2015-05-12
"Acquitted" isn't the same thing as "proven innocent," not by a long shot.

Potrod - 2015-05-12
It's still a weird thing for people who (I assume) oppose the death penalty to be advocating.

EvilHomer - 2015-05-12
It's good enough. Everyone is presumed innocent until proven guilty; innocence is the default, and not something one has to "prove".

EvilHomer - 2015-05-12
As for wishing death upon George Zimmerman, I agree with Mr Oddeye in that it is extremely distasteful, and depending on one's thoughts about the proper balance between security and civil liberties, quite possibly hypocritical too.

However, if it's true that Zimmerman instigated the conflict by drawing a gun on the accused, then his being shot is totally appropriate.

Binro the Heretic - 2015-05-12
So if Zimmerman did get killed and did have a gun on him at the time, could the guy have used the "Stand Your Ground" law in his defense?

spikestoyiu - 2015-05-12
I'm not anti-death penalty, so kill George Zimmerman before he kills yet another person. He's come close a few times! At the very least, take away all his guns and stop him from getting more of them. Maybe cut off his hands or something. I don't know, I'm not really much of an "idea guy".

infinite zest - 2015-05-12
@Bort: Cool! I spent about a month after high school living with a Maori tribe down in Rotorua.

EvilHomer - 2015-05-12
Binro - yes. And it would have been an unambiguously just application of the law; if George Zimmerman was waving a gun at you, who here would hesitate to shoot him first?

EvilHomer - 2015-05-12
IZ - were you doing with these Maoris what I believe Bort was insinuating he did?

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-12
I hope you're not talking to me. I wasn't advocating anybody being killed, i was making a joke about what an idiot this guy is. How much of a colossal fuckup does an armed man in a car need to be to lose control of the situation while confronting an unarmed kid on foot? Just confronting the kid in the first place was a colossal fuckup. And then he gets in another dumb fuckup everyfew months.

Know what? I'm not taking any responsibility for the joke bombing The joke was solid. Next time, I'll just help you guys along by typing a sideways winky face, or maybe the word "BAZINGA".
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EvilHomer - 2015-05-12
Oh, it was a joke?

Sorry, yes, maybe in the future it would be best if you postfaced your jokes with the word BAZINGA.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-12
Yes, Homer, as you helpfully pointed out, there are major organs in the head, most notably the brain. The premise of the joke was that, because he is so very very stupid, he does not have any major organs in his head.

(general murming of "oooohhhh!"

EvilHomer - 2015-05-12
Oooohhhhh.

But hang on, that doesn't make sense. The brain's function is not primarily for "intelligence" (that is, the capacity for higher reasoning), but rather for the regulation of basic life functions - moving, breathing, keeping other vital organs running properly. Even the stupidest of human beings still has a brain, and their brain is just as vital to their survival as might be the brain of a genius.

There is a colloquial expression, "he has no brain", but that is not meant to be taken literally, John.

fluffy - 2015-05-12
what the hell is going on in this thread

stars for that

That guy - 2015-05-12
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

TeenerTot - 2015-05-12
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

yogarfield - 2015-05-12
I'm all out of popcorn.

infinite zest - 2015-05-12
I leave for 2 whole hours and this happens?

Architeuthis Tux - 2015-05-13
Homer is correct, intelligence does not happen in the brain, it happens in the comments box.

chumbucket - 2015-05-12
Gun people getting upset with other gun people, I wonder if these types of issues get settled with guns eventually.

Also, Gail seemed to have the whole story reported as if she was right there when it happened, local news winner.
Binro the Heretic - 2015-05-12
I'm a little conflicted, because Zimmerman does seem to have some severe problems he needs to get help for.

On the other hand, while so many people defend his actions and feed his ego, he's still a danger to others.

I'd hate to see the guy die, but if that's the only way to stop him from hurting someone else, then that's the way it has to be.
Anaxagoras - 2015-05-12
Wait... what problems are you referring to? The only issues I've noticed is that he's a racist idiot, and this kind of treatment seems entirely appropriate for that condition.

Binro the Heretic - 2015-05-12
He dressed up and played vigilante and killed an innocent kid who was no threat to him or anyone else. He continues to want to be some tough guy hero. He has serious self-esteem, anger and impulse-control issues.

He needs to be on drugs that make him less dangerous and/or getting some kind of counselling. I would have liked to see him be put away for murdering Trayvon Martin, but my state is stuffed full of stupid racist assholes.

He's going to end up killing someone else.

spikestoyiu - 2015-05-13
I'd love to see him no longer have access to guns as well, but I'm sure Gmork will tell me that's UNAMERICAN.

Jet Bin Fever - 2015-05-12
What a psychopath.
Oscar Wildcat - 2015-05-12
Submitted for your approval: one George Zimmerman. A small minded man in a small minded country, for whom every problem is a nail and whose solution is always the hammer. For George, the hammer in question is a Kel-Tec PF-9 9mm pistol. He doesn't know it yet, but his problems are just beginning. His bed of nails is being prepared for him ...in the POETV zone.

(Crashing brass crescendo )
Potter - 2015-05-12
These stars are for you!

TeenerTot - 2015-05-12
Nice.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-05-12
The ironic twist ending will be him getting invited to make one of those weird Skittles commercials.

The Mothership - 2015-05-12
Yup, nice one dude.

oddeye - 2015-05-12
At the end he wakes up as a black teenager and is chased down and killed by himself.

Architeuthis Tux - 2015-05-13
I knew I saved these stars for a reason. They're yours, good sir, and well earned.

StanleyPain - 2015-05-12
It's being reported that this is the same guy he had the incident with in 2014..apparently he has some kind of tiny-dicked ongoing feud with this guy and has been threatening to kill him in the past.
TeenerTot - 2015-05-12
But are death threats illegal in Florida?

Shoebox Joe - 2015-05-12
My rival has a first name, it's T-R-A-V-O-N!

My rival has a second name, it's M-A-OH-WAIT-HE'S-DEAD!!

Sanest Man Alive - 2015-05-12
If he'd just been more polite and complied with everything the guy told him to do, he wouldn't have gotten shot.
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