(narration recorded in an empty water tank)
More stylish than the Solowheel, but really can't hold a candle to the RocketSkate in terms of pointlessly lame ways of getting from Point A to Point B.
^ 1:15 for the most god-awful kickstarter pitch of all time
But... where are *the rockets*? They look like they're just Segways with less power and crappier steering.
I think the base model is 0, so it's the cheapest avenue for looking like a lazy fuck-nothing.
On a completely different note: I'm curious about the related link sorting algorithm, because I'm getting a Solowheel link right now.
|Binro the Heretic |
I just want to know one thing; Will this help me outrun that fucking robot cheetah?
No electronics = not Bionic.
Part sci-fi, part robot legs.
Slick looking, but does it work? There's a conspicuous aspect of numbers. How fast can he run a mile in them, how about a 100m or 440?
Earlier, similar invention:
I like the design but all I can see it doing for you is giving you some assisted bounce to bound with each step. At some point, being as the rest of our body and skeleton has evolved to walk, not bounce, something is going to get physically messed up after using these a while. Hips I'm guessing.
Aren't those just those running stilts?
| Register or login To Post a Comment|