|infinite zest - 2015-08-11 |
Besides the ones I kind of saw when I was working at a Hentai theatre, the only porno I ever watched was some John Holmes 3D porn about a time travelling John Holmes when I was like 19. It sounded so cool, and it sold out a pretty large venue full of hipster kids, and it was really awkward, for me anyway.
Like porn's great, I watch it all the time, but not the stories. In this case, it was about 3 minutes of kitchy dialogue and 70s porn effects and then like an HOUR AND A HALF OF STRAIGHT FUCKING
I guess I'd like story porn more if I knew of one with more of a balance. Like, HBO shows and Cinemax shows do that but that's porn for kids.
|mosif - 2015-08-12 |
You should check out Devil's Due (http://www.somethingweird.com/product_info.php?products_id=23565) .
It's one of those classic pornos that has a riveting plot and dialog that will leave you speechless, pondering all the ill choices you've made. This porn will put you through the throes of existential doubt and acceptance. Devil's Due will make you question not only your own sexuality, but the entire fabric of your being.
You seem cool, but tread lightly my friend. I've seen many a great man succumb to it's feature length, earth shattering goodness. First time I saw the thing, I saw certain that I was living in a coma dream, took me 4 months to accept that I was in real life, in real time.
It probably wouldn't be impossible to find a torrent of it somewhere but i wouldn't want to take money away from a great distributor like Something Weird.
Also, nice job fishing for porn suggestions.
Thanks! There've definitely been some good ones like Pirates (high budget) Bobs Boners (funny) and others that I've liked, but never anything that makes me want to continue watching after I come so there's that too. I can't get the movie breakfast or coffee so what's the point? It's like talking to a person you just wanted to get off with and found out they weren't interesting most of the time so you kind of want to make up an excuse to leave, or, turn it off. But this one might just do the trick!
You must kiss the cock of satan!
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