Ooooh! Golden Corral week?
I don't think I've started a week yet. Hooray me! Golden Corral all week long!
|Grandmaster Funk |
needs "filthy sweatpants" tag
i'll save a seat for ya at north's chuck wagon pal
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
"Soup is the most watery of foods."
-Crow T. Robot (as Andy Rooney)
|Caminante Nocturno |
The most shocking part of this video is the implication that Jeff Foxworthy is an unreliable restaurant promoter.
|Robin Kestrel |
We don't want them demanding hay.
|Oscar Wildcat |
Where does he think the liquid comes from? Crushed chickens?
Funny thing is the manager is actually trying to explain to the customer that the soup comes in a concentrate and is diluted to serve.
This guy must imagine gramma is back there, boiling down one of the old birds that stopped laying last month. Gingham dress and a kettle on the boil. Sorry to pop that bubble, but he's getting shitty canned soup for that 15 beans which ought to piss him off far more than a little extra water.
For my part, I'd not be caught dead in such a place. A fool and his money, etc etc.
Its a buffet, the soup simmers for hours so they add some water every once and a while.
It's serious business. Just look at that fucking stock. He's got _pasta_ in it, and it's just sitting there simmering. For hours. Have people just lost the will to live, eating in places like this? It baffles me.
It's not hard to imagine someone having a moment of life-destroying realization while staring at a Golden Corral buffet.
I ate there a bunch on my bike trip. It's not too bad. If you need to eat thousands of calories a day, it's a really great choice.
|White Trash Party |
What a dick. I bet he pulls this stunt at all restaurants until he is kicked out. Stars for the sweatpants with obvious holes.
Is this his first time ever at a Golden Corral? Because everything he's complaining about is literally exactly how it was the three times I've set foot in one.
I'm amused that the one thing he wasn't concerned about was how dirty the place is. If I walked in and saw how god awful filthy that floor is they'd have to pay me to sit and eat there.
Maslow's Hierarchy of Screeds : Fat, trailer, and sweatpants.
This is an excellent comment and you should be commended for making it
|Maggot Brain |
It's not Golden Corral you should ask for refund. It's god.
Alex Jones keeps talking about FEMA death camps.
He's such a tease.
I don't trust soups, on the whole. No more than I trust stews.
Well, at least soups are somewhat transparent. Those stews are thick as thieves.
|Spaceman Africa |
Looking at this guy's other videos, it seems like he has a fucking vendetta against Walgreen's.
No soup for you I guess.
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