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Tom of Finland's "Metropolis".
Also, 0:32: is he taking Stimutacs? Would Marduk approve?
Torsopolis
"Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?"
It's like one of those long Bruce McCullough sketches they did toward the end of Kids in the Hall that were like miniature Tarkovsky films.
Sausages!
CRUNCH! STEP! EAT! SHOVEL! SWEAT! RUN! SURF!?? CURL! RUN! STEP! SHOVEL! YEAAAAAAHHHH!!
Corn! Oats! Wheat! These are things you must not eat for abs like this. Also, the background guitar riff is basically "NWO" by Ministry. Can't get more 90s than that.
core muscles needed to pour the dusty broken mess of crust and fruit paste that's settled in one end of the wrapper directly into your mouth
Oustanding
Guess they didn't have money to hire a surfer that could get off his knees. Rather unextreme if you ask me.