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Desc:15 year-old girl tells Maury she's gonna have a damn baby - in slow motion
Category:Classic TV Clips, Horror
Tags:baby, maury, Future Macarthur Prize Winner, slow-motion, slow-mo
Submitted:Adramelech
Date:05/23/07
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Comment count is 37
stanleypain - 2007-05-23
Oh man....
Hooper_X - 2007-05-23
your theoretical baby has everything it needs except a mother with a functioning fucking brain.
Stog - 2007-05-23
The slow-mo actually heightens the effect of the original because she sounds legible and more manly
Exegesis_Saves - 2007-05-23
Deman Snatch needs your seed! "ITSS CUHL COZ EYEEE HAHHHHVE EEEET"
kingarthur - 2007-05-23
The "mother" looks even more pathetic in slo-mo.
mashedtater - 2010-05-08
like a melting cocker spaniel

sosage - 2007-05-23
Someone needs to make a song, looping the slow mo "But its cool, cause I got it like that"
NoCode - 2007-05-23
Slow-mo makes everything awesomer.
Caminante - 2007-05-23
When she thinks back to the moment when her life became beyond repair, this is how it'll replay.
dead_cat - 2008-02-28
YES

karl hungus - 2007-05-23
I always knew mike jones was a white girl.
Ahriman the Creepy Lurker - 2007-05-23
Damn, she's actually more intelligible that way.
Tetsuo - 2007-05-23
The music sounds like it's from an 80s slasher flick
Rainier - 2007-05-24
Nothing short of smash-your-forehead-through-your-desk brilliant.
Hooker - 2007-05-24
As horrible as that is, I always wonder how stupid the guy that put it in her is.
GoneGirl - 2007-05-26
I think I remember this from the first time I saw it on Twin Peaks.
athodyd - 2007-05-27
How long until this shows up as a Venetian Snares sample?
spork865 - 2007-05-29
It's so much funnier this way
Quad9Damage - 2007-06-09
I'll bet she doesn't like books.
Camonk - 2007-06-14
It's basically watching a whole generation slam face-first into a brick wall, and knowing it's coming, but you can't do anything. All a drawn out, low-pitched, "Noooooo!" Both hilarious and harrowing.
tamago - 2007-06-14
Even slowed down, that last sentence was still unintelligible.
Bone_Vulture - 2007-07-02
This video is ready to become an exhibition piece in some famous modern arts museum, looped endlessly on a 40" plasma TV.
Urburos - 2007-07-13
How about "get the hell out of my house?"
B_Ko - 2007-08-08
I cannot wait for this girl to get raped to death.
glasseye - 2007-08-11
Such a tard, slowing it down makes it even more amazing.
Teased Vagina - 2007-08-15
sounds like Bill Cosby
FABIO2 - 2007-09-17
The year is 1984, and this is playing on constant loop on the giant telescreen overlooking the city.
kthorjensen - 2008-02-08
I GOT THREE MORE PACIFIERS
John Holmes Motherfucker - 2008-03-08
Fucking brilliant! This is what the internet is all about! Now I wanna see Dee, the motivational speaker in super slow-mo!
CTHlu_teddybear - 2008-03-14
If my baby gets ignorant im gonna throw it in a wood chipper!
chumbucket - 2008-04-21
that's it, I'm takin my ride down main street with this blaring out of the speakers and woofers over and over until the police start shooting
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-08-05
How do you make something already good into something better?

Improvement!
sparklefatty - 2008-08-12
This can't be real. Is there really somebody this stupid on the planet?
tamago - 2009-08-05
I hate to be the one to break this to you, but there are lots of people this stupid on the planet.

Ever been to FreeRepublic.com?

Shotgun Jackson - 2008-12-13
not one not two but tha ree!
Mallard - 2009-11-09
The slo-mo really highlights her attempts at the "sassy black lady" head movements.
Old_Zircon - 2013-05-23
How did I miss this version of this?
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