|Eroticus E - 2007-07-10 |
Funnier than a million Dane Cooks.
|Emcee - 2007-07-10 |
The star of Disney/Pixar's new family-favorite family film for the whole family, ladies and gentlemen.
|corneille - 2007-07-10 |
That little fat man is hilarious. Thank you so much.
|voodoo_pork - 2007-07-10 |
Probably the most perfect verbal statement ever issued to mankind.
|Severian - 2007-07-10 |
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-07-10 |
I must see more of this man.
|Merzbau - 2007-07-10 |
...which I will now demonstrate
|Cheese - 2007-07-10 |
Is he a midget or is Conan like nine feet tall?
Both, actually. (Also, if you hit him with a stick he turns into FORTY GOLD COINS)
|Xenocide - 2007-07-10 |
Oh, my God. I thought it couldn't get any better, but then he started singing.
I'm buying that DVD.
|RomancingTrain - 2007-07-10 |
erect penis, in defiance of gravity.
|Sudan no1 - 2007-07-10 |
Patton's Oswalt's great. That is how I feel about all the food at KFC.
|dueserpenti - 2007-07-10 |
A failure pile in a sadness bowl.
|love - 2007-07-10 |
I had never heard of him before, thank you poetv
|fuse13 - 2007-07-10 |
Why have I heard of so many bad comedians and never this guy?
|Pandatronic - 2007-07-10 |
Glad to see Patton getting some recognition.
|Mayberry Pancakes - 2007-07-10 |
"No, just put it in a bowl." Wow, this man is hilarious. Good choice, Pixar.
|smoothbrain - 2007-07-10 |
I didn't realize he was that funny.
|Ahriman the Creepy Lurker - 2007-07-10 |
Comedy Central needs to drown Mencia in a bucket like an unwanted puppy and give Oswalt a show.
They did, and his co-stars were the equally brilliant comedians Brian Posehn, Maria Bamford, and Zach Galifianakis. It was cancelled after 6 episodes in favor of more Carlos Mencia and still hasn't had a DVD release.
|Camonk - 2007-07-10 |
He's on Comedy Central so much, you wouldn't think he'd be this funny. But he's actually pretty funny. "Lunchgun" is a real impending product.
|NoCode - 2007-07-10 |
Grey drapes. Oh, no.
Totally buying this DVD today.
|Xiphias - 2007-07-13 |
Holy shit, you lovable little imp. I don't remember him being this funny a few years ago.
|glenn - 2007-07-14 |
It doesn't include this bit, but "2:22" is the funniest comedy CD I've ever heard, and can be bought for here:
I'm not shilling for them or anything, that's just the only place that sells it new.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2007-08-11 |
Most people couldn't pull off the "IN DEFIANCE OF GOD'S WILL" line, but by God this man did.
|Mr. Quibble - 2007-08-20 |
|Syd Midnight - 2007-10-25 |
I'm stealing the "death row prisoner on suicide watch" line
|Pillager - 2008-06-25 |
"This'll end in tears"
|vissarion - 2008-07-21 |
"You're welcome! We're Science."
|Cleaner82 - 2008-07-29 |
The best part of this isn't even mentioned here.
"But until you invent a lunch gun, yes, I want a failure pile in a sadness bowl."
|Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-07-09 |
Thanks for the resubmit, I'd never heard the song at the end before!
|j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-07-12 |
I am crying laughing here.
|tamago - 2009-10-09 |
I could have sworn I rated, commented and favourited this already.
Patton is my favourite currently living comedian and is in my top five comedians of all time.
Anyone who finds Dane Cook or Carlos Mencia funnier than him has brain damage. Don't debate me.
|tamago - 2009-10-09 |
I guess I could have also worded that "I think Patton is the funniest man alive" but I am tired and should really go to bed. Goddamn insomnia.
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