athodyd - 2007-10-05 DK Jr. sounds like a little bitch. There, I said it.
fluffy - 2007-10-06 This was a dark time for Mario. Every waking hour was consumed with his burning desire to get back at Donkey Kong for the brief ordeal he put Daisy through. But it is always the children who suffer.
Spike Jonez - 2007-10-06 The dreams of the barrels woke him again and again. COld sweat stood out on his brow as he thought of his beautiful Daisy, ravaged by the damned ape. Oh, he'd make him pay, he'll make him pay...
Seriously, I used to love this game, even if the fuckin' Colecovision controller used to bite my hands.
Cube - 2007-10-06 1) you help gorillas by playing game consoles instead of like, giving money to charity?
2) I think they should make more of these"previously-evil-character-is-now-the-star" -games. Where's the version of Half-Life you can play G-Man?
Xenocide - 2007-10-07 iIt's about time someone had the courage to expose Mario's dark past as an animal-abusing carnival barker.
Chalkdust - 2008-01-24 Who knows what horrors lurk in the Atari and Intellivision versions? For your safety, we have covered these gruesome images until the time is right to reveal them unto the world!