I concede that I'm really just uploading this to make that fat joke.
"Don't worry about what I look like."
For the record he's white, old, short, and ugly.
... and I'm worried about it.
Thank God this guy came along to say all these interesting things. Including why he's wearing a mask. Hey, guy, make the next one about why you're so fat.
Wait... I smell a continuity error. In previous episodes of A Fat Man Rants, he claimed he wore his mask because "he had a secret" and "it had something to do with his history with Colin Powell". But now he's claiming he wears his mask because "he wants you to listen to his message, and not judge him on irrelevant details". A breach in canon!
This guy has more pathetic rationalizations about why he wears a mask than Slipknot. Why doesn't he just come out and say "I wear the mask because I'm fat, ugly, and don't want to embarass myself any more than I have to"?
Eggplant Wizard is ANGRY
"I wear this mask because I want you to pay attention to what I say, not what I look like!"
So, naturally, a skintight spangly latex luchadore mask was the obvious choice here.
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