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Desc:I am a vampire. I do consume human blood.
Category:Educational, Classic TV Clips
Tags:goth, loser, national geographic, I blame the internet
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Memento - 2007-12-12
wait, the cop says she was tied to the countertop in the kitchen and the narrator says she was in the bathroom/tub and she got out of the window. For shame national geographic, how could you stoop so low
Randroid - 2007-12-12
When NG starts churning out Livejournal crap you know it's time to cancel that subscription.

cognitivedissonance - 2007-12-12
My hometown of Olympia, Washington: home of the Temple of the Vampire, organized religion of these shmucks and POE Exhibit.
zatojones - 2007-12-12
Are vampires real? Some say maybe. Others aren't so sure.
Frank Rizzo - 2007-12-12
EvilHomer - 2007-12-12
"We're quite mature with what we do."
Billy Buttsex - 2007-12-12
"Well, THESE days we don't go ripping people's throats out or anything like that."


Andonyx - 2007-12-12
When did National Geographic start with the whole Discovery Channel "Crap as Education" style of programming.

Also, why do these people make me want to punch them so badly. They're arguably less harmful than any number of other crazy zealots, bigots, or warmongers...but for some reason I have a veyr violent hatred of these types of people. It's like they think they're too cool for the furries or something.
Babies Ate My Dingo - 2007-12-12
At least they're not going door to door trying to convert people like the JWs, or holing themselves up in compounds and having a million brainwashed kids.

TrafficCone - 2007-12-12
It's because he's a grown man pretending to be a vampire. He's not a vampire, he's just a nut who drinks blood. Furries do the same thing. They say things like, "I'm a wolf!" No, pal, you're just a guy who can't deal with reality. There's nothing wrong with telling yourself little white lies if they make you happy and don't hurt anyone, but this kind of thing is going overboard. I'd actually like him better if he said, "I pretend to be a vampire."

Babies Ate My Dingo - 2007-12-12
Oh, Don... Why the facial hair? He really ought to save the Fu Manchu moustache until he's older. He does the pretty-boy look exceptionally well (if you like pretty boys) but it appears that he tossed the whole photogenic thing out the window for this.

Also, what do they mean by "in between feedings"? How long did the guy have her captive? Ingesting as much blood as they've implied would cause people to vomit. The body isn't made to process that much blood. (I suffered a lot of nosebleeds as a child, back when the advice they gave you was, "Tip your head back!" You can guess the results; it wasn't a pleasant experience.)

There have been better documentaries on the subject.
theFlu - 2007-12-12
He's a real vampire. His teeth just grew like that!
Jefka - 2007-12-13
There are so many people like these people out there... how do they decide exactly which ones to interview?
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