Then why aren't your movies ever awesome? Or even watchable?
For FiOS, I would blow up my own grandmother.
Nevertheless, -4 for Michael Bay and a complete lack of PoE-worthy content.
I posted it because of it's similarity to the Michael Bay, Power Director video which you can access by clicking the Michael Bay tag. It almost looks like he saw it and said, I'm a better asshole than that.
Nevertheless, -4 for Michael Bay. Sorry, but a rule's a rule.
Explosions are cool. However, I think of Michael Bay taking all that time to set up those explosions on his own equipment to visitors just to say "I like my things AWESOME" and I immediately feel the opposite of awesome.
It would have been a three-starer had he blown up a technician.
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Michael Bay is a bad person who should feel shame over his low-quality movies.
I must take this opportunity to say that YES I occasionally enjoy a Michael Bay shitfest of explosions and slo-mo smoke-veiled flyovers.
Sometimes life just beats you.
Yeah, fuck you guys, this ad is awesome. Michael Bay is man enough to know he's a one trick pony, and this ad is testament to that.
I saw this for the first time yesterday. I was deeply hoping that he exploded at the end.
-1 for no helicopters against a sunrise
Get off your freaking high horses.
You all saw Transformers and loved it, admit it.
Nope, sorry. I found it pretty disapointing. Maybe if the movie were about the damn robots and not Shia Lebuf and a huge cast of unwanted human characters. What's the point of a Transformers movie that's not about the Transformers? Even the goofy-ass cartoon had the good sense to only include one token human among its cast. And he wasn't even in most episodes.
TRANSFORMERS COMPUTER GENERATED GRAPHICS IN DISGUISE
They already had a show with computer animated transformers and no humans...
In fact they had two.
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