kingarthur 
Prove to me this isn't Crispin Glover.
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Hooker
I dunno. Some of the comments here and there, like the unlike Crash Bandicoot one, give me the nagging feeling this is parody. Fantastic parody, if so.
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Jeff Fries Nope; there are a shitload of these things, which can be found here:
http://www.navgtr.org/library.html
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Hooker Yeah, I've seen a few of them before. Some of the stuff he says just seems slightly too ridiculous. And he's fairly consistent in his completely bucking the trend and picking the exact opposite of what any reasonable person would.
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drcrypt As near as I can tell, these are just pulled from some old gaming magazine's CD-ROMs. I don't think its parody.
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Sudan no1
"The challenge is high"
funny, the lack of difficulty is the only complaint normal people can come up with when talking about this game.
5 stars for rage
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Mike Tyson?! Try beating the game with the Red Rust LIKE A REAL MAN.
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Caminante Nocturno
I suspect that he did not play the game past the first boss battle.
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Xenocide I'd say that's a pretty safe bet, considering that he bitches about "swinging the whip" and you can only use a whip in the first tutorial level and then never again.
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Gwago
Come on, NAViGaTR. We all know that "We" really means "Me". Don't try to pull of this "I've got a staff" bullshit.
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Xenocide
To hell with Castlevania, I want to hear about this Battletoads VS Bill Clinton game they had in the opening.
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Grace Mugabe
So much for realism.
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chumbucket
the most boring game review voice ever...more yahtzee zero punctuation puhleeze
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Doctor Arcane
Jesus fucking Christ, this is one of the best games EVAR. I never got through the inverted Castle because I was too lazy. Please tell me this is a parody.
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theSnake
This has to be fake. He said SOTN doesn't do anything new because it doesn't move the genre forward by putting it into a "flattering 3d environment." This can not be real.
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potvin If this really were from the 90s, maybe he approached it with the mindset "Oh God. Not another 2D side-scroller" and automatically dismissed it. Whereas nowadays we lap up games like SOTN because we encounter most modern games with the mindset "Oh God. Not another 3D corridor crawler."
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Adramelech
Mixed messages, but leaning towards "cannot be real in a world that makes sense".
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Feyd
The side-scrolling in this side-scrolling platformer is totally overdone. I have no idea what the things I say mean.
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Clever Name
Konammy
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Xiphias
I can hear his glasses. They're so thick.
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dementomstie
I've seen the other videos of his here on POE and have to believe that this guy is real, sad as that may be.
And one thing that bugged me, how does Crash Bandicoot 2 bring the game into the 3-d realm? Wasn't the first Crash Bandicoot a 3-d game? So how does it's sequel... argh he's made me try and think like him and I refuse to step down to that level.
Anyone who doesn't enjoy Symphony of the Night is wrong, no matter what they think of Bubsy.
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woodenbandman
this man was the target demographic for castlevania 64.
i'm pretty sure this means the toerrorists have won.
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