|Caminante Nocturno |
Things try to get in during weather like this.
Close the door! You trying to heat up the whole county? Ha ha!
(more forced laughter)
PS needs a soundtrack of overlapping wailing discordant voices over sinister organ music.
Condition 1? When I was young, our family was raised in a glacier.
|Albuquerque Halsey |
I'm amazed at how normal the interior of that building looks.
You think "Antarctica science station" and you envision concrete, claustrophobic darkness, steaming pipes and weird science crap lying around.
This looks a midtown Denver office building basement.
"Travel outside is not permitted during Condition 1 weather."
You don't fucking THINK?
Neat! It's like living Poltergeist and The Thing at the same time!
rather be out there than trapped inside with wilford brimley
No worse than Edmonton.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
"It's a little like opening up the door to another world, eheh. Are you ready?"
DON'T TURN THE KNOB!! WAIT FOR ME TO GET OUT OF THE ROOM FIRS-AUUUUGH~OHJESUSCHRISTBANSHEEWAILING!!
You know, I want to go to Antarctica. However, I hear its mosty older folks who go down there. I was hoping for some babes is all.
Not to miss your joke, but I hear Antarctica has a 14:1 male/female ratio. So she is one of like 4 females on the continent, and all the guys have huge bristly snot-encrusted beards. I imagine 2 lesbian couples, 3 very satiated fags, and a whole lotta jerkin' off. Just like our first extraterrestrial colony will be.
ACtually that's a lot like opening a door to another world, lady.
It's like the Containment Unit
God I will be so angry if they make At the Mountains of Madness suck
This is why they need 16,000 condoms or whatever it is to last through the winter. Seriously though, McMurdo station has a couple theatres and a bowling alley and all sorts of neat stuff. As long as you can handle being stuck indoors with the same group of people, it's probably not that bad.
What's Kathy Bates doing in Antarctica?
Looks like we still need more global warming.
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