Looks like a giant tentacle, right?!

2:57 is what is getting all 5 of my stars....

kind of like... this...

why does he try so hard to sound like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix

Consider taking a break from your rock opera and leaving the house.

In all fairness, while this is a dumb video (I especially like the random cartoon footage), I like this guy's idea for Cloverfield rather than the actual movie.

You'd have to have some kind of bad luck to wind up with this guy as your NYC bus tour guide. Stop talking about your damn never-produced musical and tell us about the sights, you monotonous wretch!

You can not imagine how much I want to see his rock opera.

JJ Abrams plagiarized the rock opera epic I've been posting to my livejournal.

I hope someone took him up on that bet.

No spoiler.
I'd waited until I'd seen Cloverfield before I watched this because of the "spoiler" warning.
Had I seen this first, nothing would have been spoiled.