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Oh, it's been so long since Americans felt they could believe their justice.
Two soldiers at an army base were having a friendly chat when suddenly HOLY SHIT IT'S ROBOT 9/11!
Everybody knows the president of the united states loves turning people into roast chicken with his giant blue robot.
Also, if he's talking over an intercom to a disembodied computer voice, why would there be a doppler effect?
It's his secretary, not a computer.
"Delicious desert following roasted chicken;" if this game reflects its dinner menu, could it be any better?
Helloooooooooo Johnny Boooooyyy!! And goodbye!
Thank you, Japan, for making me see what is great about my own country.
If the elections could be held this way, they would.
The game couldn't possibly live up to this, could it?
every attack comes with it's own fun exclamatory remark! yay
My favorite part is that "sneaking" into the base consists of riding a plane crash right into the middle of it.
I have never been prouder of the Electoral process than now.
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