I do no care for her and I do not care for almost all of the things she represents. If she were to become raped in a dark alley which is overlooked by numerous apartment complexes, and I happened to be living in one of those complexes and bore witness to Paula Abdul's graphic rape, I would not call the police.
That's not fair. Do you realise how tough things get when your assistants can't even program your fucking cell phone? Next thing you know she'll be reduced to chewing her own food and wiping her own ass. What has the world come to?