Caminante Nocturno 
The "Tempting Fate" joke alone is worth five stars.
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StanleyPain
It's funny and I know that these aren't really "Serious" reviews, but damn did he drop the ball on about 1,000 other opportunities to slag this game.
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Ursa_minor
This game really was unbelievably awful.
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Billie_J_Buttfuck
Baldur's Gait.
The ad before everything was worth -1.
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glasseye
Another home run.
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Keefu
There's getting to be more ads than Yahtzee now.
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IrishWhiskey
First one of his I've five starred in a while. Even though the punchline was lame, and should have ended instead with "Baldur's Gait".
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CornOnTheCabre
ive never had more contempt for a game Ive only played the demo of.
besides maybe The Matrix Online
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thebaronsdoctor
Probably one of his best reviews in a while.
Also: Dammit, the ads at the end were actually longer than his review!
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RomancingTrain
Super Mario 64 was 12 years ago, how are game makers still fucking up cameras?
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Hooper_X
A solid 5, although I'm amazed that of the 10:27 runtime, less than 5:00 is actual content. Are you fucking kidding me?
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Xenocide
A great review, thanks to the game being a horrible mess. Seriously, 12 years in development and not once did someone think "HEY GUYS, MAYBE PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO SIT THROUGH THE SAME CUTSCENE EVERY TIME THEY DIE."
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