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The "Tempting Fate" joke alone is worth five stars.
It's funny and I know that these aren't really "Serious" reviews, but damn did he drop the ball on about 1,000 other opportunities to slag this game.
This game really was unbelievably awful.
The ad before everything was worth -1.
Another home run.
There's getting to be more ads than Yahtzee now.
First one of his I've five starred in a while. Even though the punchline was lame, and should have ended instead with "Baldur's Gait".
ive never had more contempt for a game Ive only played the demo of.
besides maybe The Matrix Online
Probably one of his best reviews in a while.
Also: Dammit, the ads at the end were actually longer than his review!
Super Mario 64 was 12 years ago, how are game makers still fucking up cameras?
A solid 5, although I'm amazed that of the 10:27 runtime, less than 5:00 is actual content. Are you fucking kidding me?
A great review, thanks to the game being a horrible mess. Seriously, 12 years in development and not once did someone think "HEY GUYS, MAYBE PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO SIT THROUGH THE SAME CUTSCENE EVERY TIME THEY DIE."
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