|Robert DeNegro |
He gives up being a Hindu for Christianity and conservatism. That dumb Punjab!
|B. Weed |
The preload image of Olbermann is strange. Did he get a bad sunburn or something?
Darn, I was hoping he was doing a reverse Michael Jackson.
|Jeff Fries |
Any liberal who hates O'reilly yet loves Olbermann is a hypocrite.
Cena Mark is a genius meta troll. His username is actually a joke if you understand this and a little bit about wrestling.
Despite being the most obvious troll in the history of the universe he still manages to drag everyone around here into dogpiles constantly. He could come here and post "Hey I'm a troll you guys are all jerks" and by the end of the day there'd be twenty some replies, some of which as long as a decent sized essay deconstructing why they weren't jerks, he's the jerk!
The great thing about Cena Mark is he's so good at trolling that I can even post this and it won't change a damn thing. If he made a troll post directly below this it would recieve the same attention it usually would. He's that good.
You are in the presence of a master.
Okay, alright, we all love Cena_Mark, but Jesus.
Actually, Cena_mark has a point--Olbermann can be every bit as partisan and reliant on ad hominem attacks as O'Reilly and others.
And I mean, c'mon. Bobby Jindal is the worst person in the world? The man is a cream puff! The guys defending Gitmo are *better* than him?!
Also -1 for the bloody organ music that just WOULDN'T STOP!
|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
jindal can suck a dick
Olbermann can suck a fat dick. Olbermann remains the worst person ever in Cena_mark's book.
I was referring to myself in third person for effect. Not because I'm someone else, which I'm not. I'm especially not Baleen who is gay.
He burned it for potentially containing the forbidden magic known as 'education.'
Yeah. Glen Beck is fucking nuts. Entertaining nuts, in a way, but I want to reach through the screen and smack the "I'm so right" look off his face. I don't need that kind of stress. I'm not even sure how convincing they think a Chicken Little in a suit can be over at FOX, but I doubt he's really got anything to worry about.
I imagine he's very much like Gollum, only he's probably got three personalities - the weak one, the on-air persona, and the one who knows the truths he doesn't want to admit to himself. That's the one that asks the questions he doesn't want to answer, and gives him the thoughts he doesn't want to think. The one that tells him he's really a woman in a man's body. The one that tells him his God has forsaken him.
Every night he must drink himself in a stupor to silence it, all the while telling his weaker side, "I'm doing this for your own good." He probably motivates himself with some piece of poetry or prose he doesn't really know the meaning of, just takes the line he wants out of context while missing the deeper meaning, which is something his religious life has taught him well how to do. It's probably become something like a mantra by now, anything to give focus, anything to divert attention away from and shout out louder than the terrible thoughts, all the blood, all the killing, that time his uncle molested him, everything, "Oh god I need another drink", keep chanting, keep reminding yourself how very right you are, how you're special, how you're chosen, how the devil does these things to test you, and .... goodnight.
You give them too much credit. The truth is, he is just like the rest of his ilk. At the end of the day he makes sure he is alone, then pulls his face off, a long needle-like probuscis extending from a visage cast of a thousand cockroach legs scuttling around a rusted meat grinder, and he goes back to feeding on the terror elicited by the suffering of children.
Occassionally it may pause, lift it's head up, and make some quick clak-clak-clakking noises that sound like bones being broken in gravel, just to ensure nothing with a soul is close enough to identify it; a learned habit to remain hidden when in this flesh-bound plane. Not to worry though, the soft but bubbling whistle of Ann Coulter's cooing while her tendrils busily root out the remaining morsels of marrow from the last of the night's shipment of milk carton portraits, reminds him that all is safe and the feeding may continue, uninterrupted.
I'm gonna go ahead and say that if you write more like 5 lines without a joke then you are taking videos on the internet too seriously.
Pick any member of the Right wing ensemble and write about them as embodiments of Lovecraftian Mythos. I guarantee you this will cure any writer's block you have, ever.
I think Jindal is a lock for this title every day for the next 10 years.
I look forward to the GOP's self destruction over the next decade.
Limbah, Matthews, O'Reilly, Olbermann... I hate all these kind of people. All they do is piss people off. Didn't we learn in kindergarten to cooperate and get along? When are we going to get a commentator who will tell both sides to knock it off and work together instead of wasting all their time trying to sabotage each other so they can get reelected?
I was also told when I was in kindergarten back in 1973 that by 2000 we'd all be working two days a week and have flying cars.
That didn't work out either.
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