:31 "We had something special heanrh."

looks more like an ankh. Fuckers.

She knows a thing or two about genetics because she pulls calves out cow vaginas with chains. And in her professional opinion, the phenotypic expression of white fur in a sloppy-looking cross IS IMPOSSIBLE!

Yeah, higher milk prices would be GREAT for poor people you selfish PRICK

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Looks more like the dagger from the cover of Exodus - Bonded by Blood.

"He seems like he has a message that he wants to bring."


..."Moo."

I'll take 1 lb of Jesus Veal please. thx

That's the miracle? God is a prick

A Rifts Atlantian Maxi-Cow perhaps?

And The Cow descended from the mountain carrying two tablets. When he saw that the Israelites were worshiping a golden calf he was overjoyed. And he proclaimed that God had given him two new commandments. Milk prices should increase 10 fold every second year, and eating red meat is an abomination.

That is obviously a bust of Cerebus, from Church and State.

The Onion never fails.