She knows a thing or two about genetics because she pulls calves out cow vaginas with chains. And in her professional opinion, the phenotypic expression of white fur in a sloppy-looking cross IS IMPOSSIBLE!
And The Cow descended from the mountain carrying two tablets. When he saw that the Israelites were worshiping a golden calf he was overjoyed. And he proclaimed that God had given him two new commandments. Milk prices should increase 10 fold every second year, and eating red meat is an abomination.