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one out of 5 ain't bad
I love how common place loading mortars has become for him that, for a moment, he forgets his training and loads the mortars with one hand before correcting himself.

*Nonchalantly loads mortars* Oh yeah! *two hands*
Why's that important?

It's called subtext my friend, and makes things more interesting. "Holy shit that's going to blow up" is good, but the subtext is too.

Hay Belly
He didn't correct himself, someone corrected him off camera twice. You can't juggle with them, which is what he was about to do when handed the third.

Hmmm, let me tuck it under my arm. You guys are going so fast haha.

j lzrd / swift idiot
It's funny because these are the people who our society trains to be our strong-armed expendable goons, and they're still so goddamned irresponsible as to act like fucking amateurs at the business of loading high explosive weapons into the firing mechanism designed to inflict fatal shrapnel and hydrostatic shock wounds to people of their generation with the misfortune to be born in a geographic locale currently under attack from the people who our society trains to be our strong-armed expendable goons.

Shit, fuck, I just Gommorah'd it all up. Please don't respond to this, I really don't mean it all.

Ha-ha! j lzrd / swift idiot is a tro-... oh wait, don't respond? Nevermindthen.

Syd Midnight
I wouldn't call that a particularly *happy* ending, just significantly happier than the ending of your average misfiring mortar video.
I'm tired of people assuming mortar accidents just HAVE to end badly.

When it comes to mortars, "misfire" means "mortar has become sentient and is now out for revenge."
j lzrd / swift idiot
The best and worst thing about devices that kill indiscriminatly is that they kill everybody equally.

Syd Midnight
When a weapon fails to discharge, it also stops being your friend.

Wait, but they didn't die. How is that happy?

Old People
I'm not gonna bother responding to the various "lol our soldiers should die- do i mean it or don't i?!?" comments.
I am gonna ask any fellow vets out there: what the hell kind of dicked-up uniforms are these guys wearing? I've never seen them before, nor have I seen such clownish behavior from our 11Cs. Are they Recession-Special Forces?
The Mothership
Terrifying. 5 stars.
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