Sudan no1 
It's a strange story, but also a sad one.
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memedumpster
When I clicked this link, I did not expect this to be a true story.
Glad to know that the six year old I know of who stole a car and drove it through someone's garage door isn't alone.
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Smellvin
The video started up and I started chanting... "Fat mom! Fat mom! Fat mom!" Then her glorious girth came over the screen proving me right. I squealed with glee.
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spikestoyiu Of course they were white; black people don't drink beer.
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jreid How could you tell she was fat? She was hiding it so well behind that pillow.
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Hugo Gorilla
He made the naughty list.
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zerobackup
At least the beer was cold, kid has his standards.
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wtf japan
I think I know who the proudest man in prison is right now.
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pastorofmuppets
He's 4 but they're going to try him as a 5 year old.
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mon666ster
Dude, I wanna party with that guy!
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Bort
"Trailer Park Boys: The Next Generation".
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Sacks5thAvenButt
She's right kids do* do (hehe) this kind of stuff but not until they're 14-15 and are crossdressers. Early start.
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The Mothership
The audio cut-off in the middle of "honest mist..." at 2:42 could not have been timed better; all my stars are for motherly incompetence / apathy and an editor's ability to drive this fact home.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
I'd like to steal that blond reporter's gifts.
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Hooker
I do really enjoy the christmas tree and generi-beer Photoshop mock-up they did for this story.
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pastorofmuppets
When his future grade school pals find this video they are not going to be sure whether to ridicule him or fear him. This is a self-inflicted "Boy Named Sue."
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fluffy
On the plus side, the kid has a clear sense of right and wrong, which is developed far beyond that of a typical 4-year-old.
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TeenerTot
A four-year-old tranny alcoholic thief? Someone get Tarantino on the line!
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sosage
The reporter voice over saying, "...she feels like a failure".
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Walker
The true Christmas present in this story is the ratings spike for the local news station that got the scoop on this one. Hooray!
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Persephone S. Tight
Ladies and gentlemen, the lost lovechild of Robert Downey, Jr.
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numb
The beer was partially drank.
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Bort
Wait. what was that about the first house again?
DING DONG
"Who the hell is it? It's one-thirty in the ... hey, was anyone expecting a drunk four-year-old in a dress? Wrong house, kid."
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