He sells the word "irresistible" a little too well..

Mom doting over her adorable Rugrats with Bounty. The perfect lead in ad for a T-rex penis clip.

Discovery and National Geographic have become fetish channels. Sharks, nazis, ridiculous motorcycles, guns, jello slicing martial artists and now otherkin.

All I wanna know is where's my 2 hour Kari Byron in a bikini special!?

And yet, with such sharp carnivore teeth, would a T-Rex have ever known the simple pleasure of a blowjob?

This video brings me back to some bad decisions I've made in the past.

Fresh wounds.

How did they pitch this documentary?

"We wanna' do a show 'bout dino dick, k?"

Well, is this pile of shit-eating grins about Tyrannosaurs or Titanosaurs? Make up your mind, you giggling fossil humpers!