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Category:Classic TV Clips, Crime
Tags:dog, corgi, judge judy, boy, crying
Submitted:dododge
Date:03/14/10
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James Woods
Bitch. Fucking unbelievable. Five galaxies for evil.
Urburos
I hate Judy, but the defendant got what she deserved.

baleen

Not nearly as much as she deserved, apparently.

TN ST 44-17-403
"This Tennessee statute provides that a pet owner may seek non-economic damages up to $5,000 for the death of his or her pet against the person who is liable for causing the death or injuries that led to the animal's death. The person causing the pet's death must have done so intentionally or, if negligently, the incident must have occurred either on the owner or pet caretaker's property or while in the control and supervision of the caretaker. These damages are not for the intentional infliction of emotional distress of the owner or other civil claim, but rather for the direct loss of "reasonably expected society, companionship, love and affection of the pet."

So on top of the $2k for failing to meet her obligations, she can be out another $5,000 if she sues her in general sessions court outside of the universal jurisdiction of Judge Judy.

- BALEEN, ANIMAL LAWYER, Esq.


pastorofmuppets
It was a corgi, they don't award $5000 for those.

KIDDING

duck&cover
Yes, five for evil, but what was that "The Matrix" style ad for Judge Judy as Neo?
Samisyosam
I seriously lost my shit when that happened.

oogaBooga
Fucking corgi killer.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Tell tale signs that you are lying:

* inability to look the judge directly in the eye
* excuses that don't make sense
* changing parts of your story
* being a dog killing cunt
Foux du Fafa
There's more to it than whether or not they can look her in the eye. When Judge Judy tells someone to look at her when they're talking it's, not only because she's intimidating, but also because she knows that the eyes go to different parts of the brain when accessing different areas. For a right handed person these directions are:

Up, Right - Visual Construct
Up, Left - Visual Recall
Right - Auditory Construct
Left - Auditory Recall
Down, Right - Kinasthetic
Down, Left - Internal Dialogue

For a left handed person it may be reversed. Try it on a friend. Get them to think of different things and watch which direction their eyes go. It works.

MongoMcMichael
7:01 "This is the face I make when I think about Judge Judy going off the air."
THA SUGAH RAIN
Yeah I left your dog out! But I found a man! But, those... those things she told you I did to her? Who... who... who else was going to love me? WHO else was going to touch me? WHO else was going to make me feel good about myself?

Sacks5thAvenButt
the only thing i got from this is that the family shouldve found out who reported their dog to go to the shelter and sued Them.
THA SUGAH RAIN
and what kind of shelter puts down a puppy the day it gets it in?

Sacks5thAvenButt
the shitty ones, obviously

fluffy
Maybe the dog had been in the shelter for a week?

Still, who the hell would put down a Welsh Corgi instead of getting it adopted? That sounds like a horrible animal shelter.


oogaBooga
Animal shelters are filled with people who hate animals and love killing them.

pastorofmuppets
Unfortunately there are more animals than shelter space. If you're going to leave the dog outside it should probably have a tag with its address on the collar.

RockBolt
This literally almost happened to my dog growing up. We had someone watching our dog and house, the dog was let outside and started barking at something, the lazy ass watching the house couldn't get the dog inside so he just left. The dog continued to bark for being left outside (she was a rescue dog, was scared by a lot of things when left alone), and after a day passed someone called animal control and the dog was taken away.

We got back from our trip to find a note on the fridge that said "oh, btw the dog is at the pound I think", we got there a few hours before they closed and got the dog back. Had we not gotten there that day she was on the list to be put down that evening.

Its like 15 years later and I am still HAUNTED by the fact that that almost happened, that my dog was almost taken from me and killed for that.

As such this clip has made me feel physically ill...

Sacks5thAvenButt
as much as we hate hearing stray dogs barking at night i wouldnt call animal control on them, they could actually be someones pet thats gotten loose


i just wait till i see them run over on the side of the road the next week

sliggy
Five for evil. That boy crying over his dog. I don't know what kind of human could do that, either, kid.
MaulLove
The shelter people are morons. Why the fuck would you tell someone that "Just as you came in your dog was being euthanized"?

People already feel guilty enough in situations like that. Now they're always going to think shit like "If I hadn't taken a piss before we left for the animal shelter our corgi would be alive...If I had driven 5 mph faster he'd still be alive..."
Koda Maja
Way to crush a young boy's faith in humanity, lady.

5 stars for evil.
Man Who Fights Like Woman
That's some impressive browbeating on Judge Judy's part.
twinkieafternoon
This show's a guilty pleasure for me usually, but nothing grates me more than the final thoughts section during the credits when the people who lost refuse to admit that they have anything to learn.

This girl, deep down, genuinely believes that she's a good person doin' the best she can, and as such probably learned nothing other than that she hates their family. She looks convinced that Judy ganged up on her and she should have won and that's that.

Fuck her and her face, man.
chumbucket
probably should get a "baloney" tag

oh and maybe the boyfriend should get paid for his dogsitting
Berlusconi
"If I don't sleep with him I'll die."
AmericanAir
Some people get the face they deserve. The nauseating combination of her story, dumb-fuck accent, pale pear-shaped husk and her unrepentant follow-up fills me with hate. Because, I know there are more out there, many more, waiting to kill my corgi.

EVIL

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