Xenocide      Doc Bruce Banner
Pelted by gamma rays
turned into the Hulk
Ain't he un-glamorous!
Wreckin' the town with
the power of a bull
Ain't no monster known
who is as loveable
As ever-lovin' Hulk!
Hulk! HULK!
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glendower      Roids are a hell of a drug.
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Disaster      True that guy was dangerous and WAAAAAAAY out of line but that is a really stupid fucking rule. I don't think a gym has a hostile atmosphere because people are grunting when they're trying to lift over 100 lbs. In fact, that alarm noise is actually more intimidating than any noise a person could make while working out.
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splatterbabble      Judgment-free zone, eh? You mean you get judgment as a part of the membership?
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chumbucket      I was expecting applause as he left
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endlesschris      I hate to say it but, that guy is a real American hero.
I love how this plays out
Twig Girl: Sir, your impressive show masculine bravado is not allowed in our cuckolded society
Herc: I AM FURY INCARNATE
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Rudy      you belong!
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YakooMarkTwo     Why can I hear everything in this video except their voices?
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Goofy Gorilla You can't grunt, but you can record video.
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twinkieafternoon      If I can't have it, I'll break it so no one else can have it!
(In this case, "it" is a gym)
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themilkshark      What a horrible gym, you can't get shit done there.
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Goethe and ernie      I am not certain that his reaction was entirely reasonable
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e-Sensei      5 stars for failing to break the "mirror".
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roughnready66      God help Monica Seles if she joins
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Camonk      Everyone involved in this video seems like a douchebag. I like videos like that.
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BorrowedSolution      That chick's been training hard, for sure. By the time he's halfway through his dumbbell shot-put she's disappeared. Planet Fitness works, yo.
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Crackersmack      I love Planet Fitness. Fuck that guy.
Go to Gold's if you want to hang out with all the 'roided up grunters that shit themselves when they bench press. It's nice to have a gym that isn't full of these guys.
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Jellyneck      Yup, fuck that guy. I'm pretty sure every gym that enforces those policies has a couple of signs clearly visible that says
NO LOUD GRUNTING
CLEAN THE EQUIPMENT WHEN YOU ARE DONE
It's also a pretty dumb idea to start throwing around weights when
a) they took down all of your information when you signed up and will probably just call the cops on you
b) there might be a few other beefy meatheads willing to put you in a chokehold just because you're spazzing out
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Dread Pirate Roberts      It's the masculine bravado that the gym is trying to keep down. You don't have to grunt and groan while lifting weights. In all honesty, you shouldn't make a sound. You should focus on your breathing and not constantly going "Ghrrrrggh!" every time you lift a weight.
I think this Gym has something going for it. It's not for the "hard lined muscle men". It's for everybody else that wants to just keep in shape, burn some calories, and get a few endorphins in their systems.
If you disagree with what I said above, think of it this way: "everybody else" goes to this gym, so those that quote/unquote: "Want to get buff and use a gym properly" won't have to deal with those skinny out of shape retards that don't announce their lifting with constipation noises.
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CapnJesusHood I wish the video had included the actual offending grunts. How bad were they?
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nemeses9      This guy is the real life version of internet tough guy.
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oddeye All those muscles and he was still made a little bitch by a twig lady.
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