It's comforting to know that they're so timid, but you still couldn't pay me to live in Australia. Everything is venomous in that horrible country, even the children and homeless people. I am a fucking wuss and that is not going to change. Give me Canadian winters any day over that.

I think Spiders are cute. Spiders and all other sorts of creepy crawlies have never really bothered me. The only creature that makes me feel a bit uncomfortable are bats and I am not really sure why that is.

5 for the scream

I love spider videos just for all the pussies who suddenly come out of the woodwork and display what pussies they are.

Though, honestly, if one of those motherfuckers dropped in my lap, I'd probably freak out a little, too.

1:22 - huntsman spiders will scare the shit out of you then lay down some phat beats

Today on "Australias Terrifying Wildlife", we'll be visiting the inside of a car, a suburban bathroom, and a bedroom ceiling!

Wait wait wait. INSIDE my car's ashtray? Spiders, you're out on line on that one.

It must suck being the only harmless thing in Australia.

He was under the gas flap to sniff petrol.

Back to the dreamtime.

I had a fly fly inside my ear and then rattle around in my head and then 2 minutes later fly out while my friend told me he couldn't see it in my ear. I was terrified it laid eggs in me or something.

I hate all insects.

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why are you all such jerks

:(