Gayperson 
fact: msg and fluoride makes you gay. he has the government documents.
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BillLumbergh
Alex Jones is 152 years old.
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Caminante Nocturno
You'd think they would be angry about the real-life unhealthy things all of our food is full of. It's not like they couldn't accuse high fructose corn syrup or trans fat of turning children gay.
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themilkshark
I want to convince a whole bunch of people that their ignorance is not their fault and their hatred is completely justified and that I will inform them of sensational and entertaining theories and concepts in a way that makes them feel superior to someone regardless of how ineffectual they are.
Jesus was a magic white guy.
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Uulanbaatorbaby
That is one FABULOUS conspiracy!
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Pillager
5 stars for the projecting he does by the 1:00 mark...
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chumbucket
we're all gay for watching that now, thanks
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Caminante Nocturno I was watching this video and the next thing I knew I was chasing rascally children out of my rose garden!
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phalsebob That's ok. Effeminate men are the most effective kind of women!
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Riskbreaker
So, what should i drink so i don't get a case of the gays?
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Rudy
The fact that Alex Jones' studio is littered with junk food wrappers and juice boxes might be the most unsurprising thing ever.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
oh. my. god.
OH. MY. GOD.
He is just way off the deep end. He's scuba diving.
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ProfessorChaos
More incoherent then usual, alex...
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cognitivedissonance
It never fails to amaze me how the conservative mind can honestly believe in vast, tentacled conspiracies involving decades, thousands of in-the-loop employees and likely billions of dollars in one minute, and then go on and say that Big Government can't achieve anything in the next.
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Cena_mark That's not conservative thought. That's just crazy thought. You libs have you're own branch of crazy conspiracies.
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cognitivedissonance RIGHT, except that liberals are almost always FOR Big Government, so whenever it's a "Gubmint Plot", it's merely a case of misapplication, rather than blatant doublespeak.
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fatatty Alex Jones is crazy in the true spirit of bipartisanship.
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fluffy
OH MY GOD, thin non-reactive plastic that's there to prevent the acidic juice from reacting with the aluminum lining! EVIL!
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Killer Joe
Gardening is a very nice hobby.
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kingarthur
This is what tea partiers actually believe.
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The God of Biscuits
So, he has the documents? Well, it must be true!
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dieudonne
The fact that I have prize winning roses simply proves that kettle chips are the reason i get wasted and plow my boyfriend every night.
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paparatti
This is awesome viral marketing for Kettle Chips.
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Panzerschlag
"Oh shit, Alex! Your show's on in ten minutes and we have nothing! What the fuck are we going to do?!"
"Get the garbage can from the break room, I have an idea!"
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muffinbutt
Why hasn't anyone mentioned the swastika in the background at 0:10?
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