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Desc:Added bonus: How juice boxes make you wear short skirts and lipstick
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Stunts
Tags:conspiracy, Gays, Homosexuals, alex jones, juice box
Submitted:kingarthur
Date:09/21/10
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Comment count is 39
Gayperson
fact: msg and fluoride makes you gay. he has the government documents.
BillLumbergh
Alex Jones is 152 years old.
Rodents of Unusual Size
He's also a bottom.

OhYouMeanNancy
"Estrogen mimic-ers." That's hot.

OhYouMeanNancy
Oh, stars are for you, ROUS.

fatatty
He's actually only 35 but he looks like he's 53 and even if he was he'd seem way too far down the road of senility for his age.

Caminante Nocturno
You'd think they would be angry about the real-life unhealthy things all of our food is full of. It's not like they couldn't accuse high fructose corn syrup or trans fat of turning children gay.
themilkshark
I want to convince a whole bunch of people that their ignorance is not their fault and their hatred is completely justified and that I will inform them of sensational and entertaining theories and concepts in a way that makes them feel superior to someone regardless of how ineffectual they are.

Jesus was a magic white guy.
Uulanbaatorbaby
That is one FABULOUS conspiracy!
Pillager
5 stars for the projecting he does by the 1:00 mark...


UmbilicalFiend
MIKE'S HARD

chumbucket
we're all gay for watching that now, thanks
Caminante Nocturno
I was watching this video and the next thing I knew I was chasing rascally children out of my rose garden!

phalsebob
That's ok. Effeminate men are the most effective kind of women!

Riskbreaker
So, what should i drink so i don't get a case of the gays?
oddeye
Bud

dead_cat
Fuzzy navel

Caminante Nocturno
Virgin daiquiris.

jangbones
jewblood

Rudy
The fact that Alex Jones' studio is littered with junk food wrappers and juice boxes might be the most unsurprising thing ever.
La Loco
Read between the lines, he's trying to say he's gay from all the junk food he eats.

Space Helicopter
Yeah that yellow looks fabulous and fierce!

Rodents of Unusual Size
oh. my. god.

OH. MY. GOD.

He is just way off the deep end. He's scuba diving.
ProfessorChaos
More incoherent then usual, alex...
cognitivedissonance
It never fails to amaze me how the conservative mind can honestly believe in vast, tentacled conspiracies involving decades, thousands of in-the-loop employees and likely billions of dollars in one minute, and then go on and say that Big Government can't achieve anything in the next.


The McK
That ain't gubmint, that's th' devil!

But yeah pretty sure anti-miracles figure heavily in the explanation.

Cena_mark
That's not conservative thought. That's just crazy thought. You libs have you're own branch of crazy conspiracies.

cognitivedissonance
RIGHT, except that liberals are almost always FOR Big Government, so whenever it's a "Gubmint Plot", it's merely a case of misapplication, rather than blatant doublespeak.

memedumpster
Alex Jones was a crazy leftwing messiah during the Cheney Empire, he's only retconned himself to the Teabaggers to make cash during the O-Bomber Administration.

fatatty
Alex Jones is crazy in the true spirit of bipartisanship.

fluffy
OH MY GOD, thin non-reactive plastic that's there to prevent the acidic juice from reacting with the aluminum lining! EVIL!
OxygenThief
Take your facts and GTFO.

Killer Joe
Gardening is a very nice hobby.
kingarthur
This is what tea partiers actually believe.
The God of Biscuits
So, he has the documents? Well, it must be true!
dieudonne
The fact that I have prize winning roses simply proves that kettle chips are the reason i get wasted and plow my boyfriend every night.
paparatti
This is awesome viral marketing for Kettle Chips.
Panzerschlag
"Oh shit, Alex! Your show's on in ten minutes and we have nothing! What the fuck are we going to do?!"
"Get the garbage can from the break room, I have an idea!"
muffinbutt
Why hasn't anyone mentioned the swastika in the background at 0:10?
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