fact: msg and fluoride makes you gay. he has the government documents.
Alex Jones is 152 years old.
|Caminante Nocturno |
You'd think they would be angry about the real-life unhealthy things all of our food is full of. It's not like they couldn't accuse high fructose corn syrup or trans fat of turning children gay.
I want to convince a whole bunch of people that their ignorance is not their fault and their hatred is completely justified and that I will inform them of sensational and entertaining theories and concepts in a way that makes them feel superior to someone regardless of how ineffectual they are.
Jesus was a magic white guy.
That is one FABULOUS conspiracy!
5 stars for the projecting he does by the 1:00 mark...
we're all gay for watching that now, thanks
I was watching this video and the next thing I knew I was chasing rascally children out of my rose garden!
That's ok. Effeminate men are the most effective kind of women!
So, what should i drink so i don't get a case of the gays?
The fact that Alex Jones' studio is littered with junk food wrappers and juice boxes might be the most unsurprising thing ever.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
oh. my. god.
OH. MY. GOD.
He is just way off the deep end. He's scuba diving.
More incoherent then usual, alex...
It never fails to amaze me how the conservative mind can honestly believe in vast, tentacled conspiracies involving decades, thousands of in-the-loop employees and likely billions of dollars in one minute, and then go on and say that Big Government can't achieve anything in the next.
That's not conservative thought. That's just crazy thought. You libs have you're own branch of crazy conspiracies.
RIGHT, except that liberals are almost always FOR Big Government, so whenever it's a "Gubmint Plot", it's merely a case of misapplication, rather than blatant doublespeak.
Alex Jones is crazy in the true spirit of bipartisanship.
OH MY GOD, thin non-reactive plastic that's there to prevent the acidic juice from reacting with the aluminum lining! EVIL!
|Killer Joe |
Gardening is a very nice hobby.
This is what tea partiers actually believe.
|The God of Biscuits |
So, he has the documents? Well, it must be true!
The fact that I have prize winning roses simply proves that kettle chips are the reason i get wasted and plow my boyfriend every night.
This is awesome viral marketing for Kettle Chips.
"Oh shit, Alex! Your show's on in ten minutes and we have nothing! What the fuck are we going to do?!"
"Get the garbage can from the break room, I have an idea!"
Why hasn't anyone mentioned the swastika in the background at 0:10?
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