Urkel Forever As funny and depressing as this is in certain parts, the connection between being fat and the war on terror is incredibly dumb.
Also, the Coke and Pepsi execs each insist on having a diet Coke or diet Pepsi at their meeting with Bush!
glasseye Business people are crazy like that. I worked for a consulting company that did windows and linux programming stuff for a while; we had to get special business cards made without the linux penguin because the MS business folks wouldn't accept our other ones. One guy tore out the little penguin and told us to "fix this crap".
The Mothership yea, the argument that people eat because they are scared of fantasy terrorists is pretty weak. But that does not detract from the truly pitiable self-loathing, emotional torment and negligible parenting of that poor girl, which combine to make 5 star material.