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|Jet Bin Fever |
|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog
My Grandfather got mad at me once because I stopped sending thank you notes.
He's dead now.
|The Mothership |
This is fantastic.
|Oscar Wildcat |
Mad dope crazy fly.
Perhaps if more people wrote thank you notes for gifts, the economy wouldn't be so bad, gas prices wouldn't sky rocket and banks wouldn't fuck people over because they bought their grandkids a Zhu-Zhu pet and didn't get a thank you note so created a Ponzi scheme to fill that hole of unappreciation.
|Aubrey McFate |
Oh, old people. Thanks for fucking absolutely everything up.
This year the first baby boomers turned 65. They can expect to live past 75.
With this huge population spike of old fuckers, 2010 - 2020 is going to be one of the worst and looniest decades in American history.
Old people are often concerned about bowel issues.
Attention old people:
Yes, we really liked the $5 you sent us for Christmas.
Yes, we used it to buy drugs.
No, we're too busy to visit you this weekend.
Yes, we will be spending the weekend listening to rap music and doing drugs.
He's actually better than Eminem.
He's been waiting 12 years to say this.
|Spastic Avenger |
Why should I be like that? Why should I chase the cat?
Nothin' but the (poop) dawg in me.
actually I think it's "why should I chase the scat"
showin' us how they roll on the west coast... of the Nile (get it? cuz he's old like a mummy)
if he's gonna drop that kind of science, maybe he could tell us what they're using to keep him alive
Enema Man was my favorite Kool Keith alter ego.
Almost as epic as the Charlton Heston/Cop Killer remix!
"Catchy Little Number!"
I didn't think this was funny when I first saw it, but it's been stuck in my head all week. It wins.
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