If his Electronic Console gets a Blue Screen of Death, a local teen can be called to jiggle those wires or some such. Just be sure to give him a soda-pop in return, or he'll put a virus in your Electronic Console.
This must have seemed so absurd in 1966.
Father has scoliosis, won't get it checked out because "back braces are for nerds".
|Banal Intercourse |
In the future, our utilities will all have "Communal" in their title. *wink*
Amazon.com, Paypal, Fax Machines and email.
Suck it, Nostradamus.
Technology sure has advanced a lot in the past 12 years. How did we ever survive with that klunky old system? Now days the iPhone takes care of all that for you.
A single income household? I can't wait for the year 1999!
In the Year Nineteen Ninety-nine
If Man is Still...damn it, I had something for this. Shit!
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
I can do all of this on my iPhone.
|Caminante Nocturno |
You husband, frustrated by your excessive shopping, will then use this picture to look up a limitless supply and variety of pornography. With the touch of a button, he can muse about how Charlize Theron dressed as Sailor Mercury would never waste his money.
women be shoppin' like its 1999
All of these things were here in 1999, but the difference between what was really available in '99 versus today is vast.
but still amazing
|Meatsack Jones |
Where is Moon Base Alpha?
He's got me beat, I only have 3 monitors, but at least I have a keyboard.
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