I don't know why I never thought of this before but if you were a necromancer it makes sense to use a zombie or similar undead creature to collect toxins.
My next D&D character is going to be a wizard of leasure, waited on hand and foot by a squad of service-skeletons.
Or just get this kid
"Fired for being Dead" looks terrible on a resume.
I don't think you have to worry about it (or anything else) at that point
Thanks to modern econimics, "retirement", "Sick leave", and "death" will soon mean the same thing for workers.
Take note of the missing finger.
I don't think they'd fire you fedex. They'd lay you off untill such a time as you stop bleeding from every oraphace, it's just not professional.
surprisingly similar to my wedding night
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
You do not want to get bitten by that snake.
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