Costa Concordia Coast Guard Tape

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Comment count is 20

IrishWhiskey

- 2012-01-18

So he took his boat close to shore to wave to a friend, crashed, spent an hour trying to cover up what happened before calling for help, claimed he "fell" into a lifeboat which then released itself, refused to get back on despite clear orders, then went to get dinner instead of helping the authorities.

I know people died, but there's no way this could be made into a movie without being a comedy. Possibly where the captain is played by Rowan Atkinson.

BHWW

- 2012-01-18

Yeah, I fell into the lifeboat and it took off by itself...yeah, that's the ticket.

Rudy

- 2012-01-19

Yeah, that's it! And when I tried to swim back to the ship I was stopped by... Morgan Fairchild!

EvilHomer

- 2012-01-18

Who's on deck?

No, no, Who's in the water, What's on the deck.

cognitivedissonance

- 2012-01-18

I didn't realize it was actually legally mandatory for a captain to go down with his ship. I thought that was just an etiquette thing.

EvilHomer - 2012-01-18

It is in Socialist Europe.

animegurl1000

- 2012-01-18

According to Italian maritime law, a captain who abandons a stricken ship before the passengers have been evacuated could face up to 12 years in prison.

chumbucket

- 2012-01-19

...while set on fire, daily.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

- 2012-01-18

Must be USCG trained.

pineapplejuicer

- 2012-01-18

nice

Cena_mark - 2012-01-18

He's getting schooled by the Italian Coast Guard. He clearly was never USCG.

Triggerbaby - 2012-01-18

It's not like he fainted or anything.

EvilHomer - 2012-01-18

Does the Alaskan Coast Guard force captains back on their capsizing crab boats?

Cena_mark - 2012-01-18

Evilhomer, the captain may not flee the crab boat until all the crew and crabs are safely evacuated.

SolRo - 2012-01-19

stop breaking charecter dammit!

Pompoulus

- 2012-01-19

Mmmmm

delicious survivors

Ursa_minor

- 2012-01-18

Captain De Falco has no reservations about being a hardass. I love it. When you've got a name like that, you better damn well live up to it.

Ursa_minor - 2012-01-18

http://youtu.be/_w4Xulsjo5I

Jeriko-1

- 2012-01-18

Yeah, that was straight out 'Captain Picard's gotta take somebody to school'.

didcotmassif - 2012-01-19

the bbc version translates with voiceovers that sound like mitchell & webb

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