I've always wondered, why are these "benders" always screaming? Is it that they constantly have a hard cock pumping in and out of their ass (if you catch my meaning)?
Far be it from me to vote anything less than a 5 for my imaginary boyfriend, but I think he spent too much time explaining the "1970s Comedy Hospital" routine in too much detail. But 5 anyway, because I want to be the man he comes home to that isn't Robert Webb. *swoooooon*