nick bravo pretends to be retarded so his mom won't kick him out of the house: the movie
Ohhhh that mom bridge was burned lonnnng ago.
I like the director's cut where he throws poo on the stained glass.
How the fuck do you find this?
Cocheese is Bravo, and this is self-promotion.
I haven't checked his official fansite in awhile, but judging by all the YT comments, I'm going to guess there was an announcement on the Corky forums.
Finally, finally... My little buddy has made it.
I am currently placing on a bet that Corky will "find God" and convert and suddenly "have a place" with "people that love him" and that he will "somehow have money."
Ghost stars for Homer. You tweaked a nerd-nerve (a geek glia, even) with that one.
Here's the current incarnation of the Nickbravo forum for anyone interested - I have no idea if they interact with him or not but I have no involvement with them in any case: http://newcorky.forumotion.com/
For those too lazy to click, a summary.
Tom Davis, a persistent antagonist of Bravo's (I think after you graduate to real-world shit, you're not just a troll anymore), actually did a bunch of detective work and proved Nick and his house-flipper buddy were criminals. They illegally claimed ownership of abandoned properties via forged notarized deeds, and sold them on for hefty profits. (this explains Bravo's suddenly acquired, and just as suddenly squandered, temporary wealth.) Bravo looks to have been the patsy, and his name's on all the dirty documents, so he would be the one who takes to fall if the fall ever comes.
All the information's been turned into authorities, and Nick, appropriately spooked, turned tail and ran for the hills. Literally. He's back to living in a RV in the wilderness and fighting pointless Youtube slapfights, but this time as a literal fugitive from justice. Naturally, he prefers to imagine himself a rebel, instead of a simple thief snatching the homes of the dead to finance his self-absorbed, useless life.
His current YT channel is here.
After you graduate to real-world shit, you become what the news says trolls are. Hell, you become what Chris-Chan says trolls are. When you make Chris-Chan right, you are doing something very, very wrong.
Tom Davis is Corky's Tommah. He's not nearly as bad as Chris-Chan's trolls - Tom has not, for example, forced Corky to have sex with his own Playstation - and considering Nick's explicitly criminal behavior, going full vigilante on him is a good deal more understandable than going full vigilante on someone like CWC or JDR. But by God, Tom is a man on a mission.
Does anyone know what exactly Nick did to the poor fellow? I know Tom is a veteran, so I'm assuming one of Nick's manic "Your friends deserved to die" rants triggered his kill reaction?
A thing Tom keeps bringing up on the Corky forum is his own difficult youth. Homelessness, a dirtbag father with a quick fist, destitution. He also frequently reiterates how he managed to move past all that and make a life for himself. I think the disgust he feels towards Nick is inspired by a perfect understanding of how truly lazy and disgusting Nick is.
Speaking from experience, the loathing one feels while watching another squeal "I CAN'T!!!" and flop helplessly when you know they damn well can, because YOU did, is particularly keen and intense.
Jet Bin Fever
Oh wow, he IS back to posting insane rant videos that prove what a worthless scumbag he is!
Fuck that shit, if stalkers is what it takes to see this fucker wind up paying for the homes he's been stealing, than so be it. This isn't some chris-chan shit where it's basement dwelling losers trying to get him to eat his own shit on camera, this guy is a fucking criminal.
If you're going to live in your medium like that at least put some thought into composition and lighting.
The touching, fucking hell....
That is one sinister looking priest. Way too good looking to be anything other than evil.
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Not arrested yet huh?
Jet Bin Fever
He's on the lam. It might be hard to find a motorhome out in the wilderness this time of the year in that part of the country. I'm sure there are lots of them.
Never go full retard.
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Oh, by the way, when the angel/priest touches Corky it CURES him temporarily of being retarded.
I never really followed all the drama with this guy, but I did know he fancied himself an actor so... good job, spike?
When your first "movie" is several steps down from your demo reel, that's probably not good.
I don't know, I'd say his "retard" portrayal is far better than anything else I've seen him do.
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