I'm willing to bet that he doesn't have a rant about how difficult it is to get reliable health insurance or how big a pain in the ass it is to find affordable housing in a good location.
This was supposed to make Mario look like an asshole? I feel sorry for him.
Yoshi got brainwashed by a cult and Peach got jealous over him trying to do some good. Saying he is the only one around that could rescue the princess was stating a fact, those chickens only showed up to satisfy their own selfish interest.
Nintendo is not the kind of company that lets this shit go down. However, this game is friggin' hilarious. I've got the wallpaper on my desktop right now: