|boner - 2009-04-08 |
Best cut scenes of the year
|chumbucket - 2009-04-08 |
In the zone!!
|William Burns - 2009-04-08 |
One joke, dragged out far too long and not funny to begin with.
"and the title's messed up."
Why, whatever do you mean?
It has never been messed up.
Yeah. Usually the Union TV stories worked around this classic Union problem by filling the clip with lots of little details and jokes.
This one really didn't.
Fabio - Since you call it the Union twice, I can't possibly see how this is a typo... Someone's either been messing with your computer or you are dyslexic.
William Burns - Boo to you, sir.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-04-08 |
Always the same with the Onion: too long and simple, but a few good lines.
it had an ostrich haven't a head blown off! jeez.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Yeah, that was funny. Shilling posters to line autist's college rooms brings it down a notch, though.
|La Loco - 2009-04-08 |
|Prickly Pete - 2009-04-08 |
|Sammy Barnathan - 2009-04-08 |
Horse and ostrich.
|gorch - 2009-04-08 |
Good news and bad news.
The good news: In the video, there's a url for the game: closerangegame.com -- it turns out the url actually works, and they've got a playable version of the game on there! Also, a poster for sale.
The bad news: I think it crashed my computer.
First time I only got a red screen once it reached the shooting, second them it crashed Firefox. :(
HOW IS ANYONE GOING TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY ONION WHEN YOU TURN OUT SUCH SHODDY PRODUCT.
|delicatessen - 2009-04-08 |
But will it inspire real-life face shootings?
|Syd Midnight - 2009-04-08 |
This is exactly the kind of thing I hoped The Onion would do when they sold out and got a big budget to work with. Remember when it was a newspaper and they only had like 10 different faces to go around the articles?
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-04-08 |
Control of Cambodian government seized by gray parrot wearing general's uniform.
|CornOnTheCabre - 2009-04-08 |
my name is AJ! the level of immersion is unparalleled
|JimL2 - 2009-04-08 |
I am enjoying this new game: Post an ONN video without indicating that it's a parody, and see if I drunkenly click on it while thinking it's an actual news story.
|smoothbrain - 2009-04-08 |
A friend of mine did the concept for this.
|pastorofmuppets - 2009-04-08 |
I think the comic-book style cutscenes did it for me.
|Gwago - 2009-04-09 |
Download more faces to shoot
|Keefu - 2009-04-09 |
a new cure for crying children
also that was the best max payne parody ever
Parodying Max Payne is one of the top 5 most pointless activities ever.
Tell that to the guy who made Max Payne 2
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