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Desc:It's a new video game. Where you shoot people in the face
Category:Video Games, Humor
Tags:Violence, video game, shooter, The Onion, shooting a horse
Submitted:Innocent Bystander
Date:04/08/09
Views:2831
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boner
Best cut scenes of the year
http://www.closerangegame.com/
chumbucket
In the zone!!
William Burns
One joke, dragged out far too long and not funny to begin with.
William Burns
and the title's messed up.

baleen
WHAT
this was funny.

Pillager
Then stay for Bobbie Battista's hotness & the last few seconds of the clip.

Innocent Bystander
"and the title's messed up."

Why, whatever do you mean?

It has never been messed up.

FABIO
Yeah. Usually the Union TV stories worked around this classic Union problem by filling the clip with lots of little details and jokes.

This one really didn't.

Dinkin Flicka
Fabio - Since you call it the Union twice, I can't possibly see how this is a typo... Someone's either been messing with your computer or you are dyslexic.

William Burns - Boo to you, sir.

NOT "Boo-erns."


BOO.

FUCK YOU.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Always the same with the Onion: too long and simple, but a few good lines.
baleen
it had an ostrich haven't a head blown off! jeez.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Yeah, that was funny. Shilling posters to line autist's college rooms brings it down a notch, though.

La Loco
Onion rawks!!!
Prickly Pete
Sholeoting Peop
a flaming monkey
hahaha... what?

Sammy Barnathan
Horse and ostrich.
hornung
yes, the horse head getting blown in half is amazing.

gorch
Good news and bad news.

The good news: In the video, there's a url for the game: closerangegame.com -- it turns out the url actually works, and they've got a playable version of the game on there! Also, a poster for sale.

The bad news: I think it crashed my computer.
revdrew
First time I only got a red screen once it reached the shooting, second them it crashed Firefox. :(

HOW IS ANYONE GOING TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY ONION WHEN YOU TURN OUT SUCH SHODDY PRODUCT.

delicatessen
But will it inspire real-life face shootings?
Syd Midnight
This is exactly the kind of thing I hoped The Onion would do when they sold out and got a big budget to work with. Remember when it was a newspaper and they only had like 10 different faces to go around the articles?
Desidiosus
Yeah, and they didn't have a horse or an ostrich.

Caminante Nocturno
Control of Cambodian government seized by gray parrot wearing general's uniform.
CornOnTheCabre
my name is AJ! the level of immersion is unparalleled
Dinkin Flicka
Good luck with the surgery

JimL2
I am enjoying this new game: Post an ONN video without indicating that it's a parody, and see if I drunkenly click on it while thinking it's an actual news story.
smoothbrain
A friend of mine did the concept for this.
pastorofmuppets
I think the comic-book style cutscenes did it for me.
Gwago
Download more faces to shoot
Keefu
a new cure for crying children
Keefu
also that was the best max payne parody ever

FABIO
Parodying Max Payne is one of the top 5 most pointless activities ever.

pastorofmuppets
Tell that to the guy who made Max Payne 2

SNAP

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