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Desc:It's a new video game. Where you shoot people in the face
Category:Video Games, Humor
Tags:Violence, video game, shooter, The Onion, shooting a horse
Submitted:Innocent Bystander
Date:04/08/09
Views:2832
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Comment count is 33
boner - 2009-04-08
Best cut scenes of the year
http://www.closerangegame.com/
chumbucket - 2009-04-08
In the zone!!
William Burns - 2009-04-08
One joke, dragged out far too long and not funny to begin with.
William Burns - 2009-04-08
and the title's messed up.

baleen - 2009-04-08
WHAT
this was funny.

Pillager - 2009-04-08
Then stay for Bobbie Battista's hotness & the last few seconds of the clip.

Innocent Bystander - 2009-04-08
"and the title's messed up."

Why, whatever do you mean?

It has never been messed up.

FABIO - 2009-04-08
Yeah. Usually the Union TV stories worked around this classic Union problem by filling the clip with lots of little details and jokes.

This one really didn't.

Dinkin Flicka - 2009-04-12
Fabio - Since you call it the Union twice, I can't possibly see how this is a typo... Someone's either been messing with your computer or you are dyslexic.

William Burns - Boo to you, sir.

NOT "Boo-erns."


BOO.

FUCK YOU.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-04-08
Always the same with the Onion: too long and simple, but a few good lines.
baleen - 2009-04-08
it had an ostrich haven't a head blown off! jeez.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-04-08
Yeah, that was funny. Shilling posters to line autist's college rooms brings it down a notch, though.

La Loco - 2009-04-08
Onion rawks!!!
Prickly Pete - 2009-04-08
Sholeoting Peop
a flaming monkey - 2009-04-09
hahaha... what?

Sammy Barnathan - 2009-04-08
Horse and ostrich.
hornung - 2009-04-08
yes, the horse head getting blown in half is amazing.

gorch - 2009-04-08
Good news and bad news.

The good news: In the video, there's a url for the game: closerangegame.com -- it turns out the url actually works, and they've got a playable version of the game on there! Also, a poster for sale.

The bad news: I think it crashed my computer.
revdrew - 2009-04-08
First time I only got a red screen once it reached the shooting, second them it crashed Firefox. :(

HOW IS ANYONE GOING TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY ONION WHEN YOU TURN OUT SUCH SHODDY PRODUCT.

delicatessen - 2009-04-08
But will it inspire real-life face shootings?
Syd Midnight - 2009-04-08
This is exactly the kind of thing I hoped The Onion would do when they sold out and got a big budget to work with. Remember when it was a newspaper and they only had like 10 different faces to go around the articles?
Desidiosus - 2009-04-08
Yeah, and they didn't have a horse or an ostrich.

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-04-08
Control of Cambodian government seized by gray parrot wearing general's uniform.
CornOnTheCabre - 2009-04-08
my name is AJ! the level of immersion is unparalleled
Dinkin Flicka - 2009-04-12
Good luck with the surgery

JimL2 - 2009-04-08
I am enjoying this new game: Post an ONN video without indicating that it's a parody, and see if I drunkenly click on it while thinking it's an actual news story.
smoothbrain - 2009-04-08
A friend of mine did the concept for this.
pastorofmuppets - 2009-04-08
I think the comic-book style cutscenes did it for me.
Gwago - 2009-04-09
Download more faces to shoot
Keefu - 2009-04-09
a new cure for crying children
Keefu - 2009-04-09
also that was the best max payne parody ever

FABIO - 2009-04-09
Parodying Max Payne is one of the top 5 most pointless activities ever.

pastorofmuppets - 2009-04-09
Tell that to the guy who made Max Payne 2

SNAP

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