+5 for understanding that Super Mario Brothers 3 was the highlight of the series, -2 for ripping off the plot to Mario and Luigi 2.
You actually care about the plots in a Mario game? Why?
These games are pure gameplay. Super Mario plots are a total afterthought to Miyamoto. That's why Mario has no backstory, hardly anyone ever speaks more than a random exclaimation, and the objective is always the same.
I like how the story is exactly the same each time. I'm almost disappointed when they get all self-referential in games like Paper Mario 2, with Bowser talking about his 'annual princess kidnap'. I want them to tell the same story every time as if it's the first time they've ever told it.
"-2 for ripping off the plot to Mario and Luigi 2" is the gayest shit you have ever said
And he's not even right. M&L2 was about traveling through time with baby versions of yourself from the past.
5 stars for the epic orchestral rendition of the song from the airships in SMB3.
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Don't rush through the game like that, jerk! Talk to everyone! I hate it when people do that.
I billion stars for Mario not even TRYING to hide the "I'm going to get laid dance."
Pretty much rocking hard.
THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM...
I'm so excited for Bowser to be the straightforward bad guy again and also to talk like that.
Wow, he's really a dick! As he should be, no more of that misunderstood bad guy crap.
Hell, yeah. A good old fashion Princess kidnapping right at the start. None of this "OH NO I'VE BEEN FRAMED FOR GRAFITTI" foolishness.
+1000 stars for bringing back the airships from Mario 3.
When did Mario become a Final Fantasy cutscene?
Why is it that in every promotional gameplay clip I've seen it looks like the person playing has very little idea how to actually control Mario?
because the wii controller kind of sucks in that way.
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