this makes me happy and i don't feel bad about that
|Jeff Fries |
What greek hell sounds like
Actually, even the hot was a jest by Aristotle quoting Thales, which now seems appropriate as well.
TAKE THAT, FIRE! UNH!
OH GOD I AM SO SORRY FIRE STOP BURNING ME PLEASE
Hey dumbfucks, listen, alcohol is much better when it is NOT ON FIRE. The reason is because what is burning is the--
Nevermind, man. Flaming shots make you fucking hard, like Batman. Or... Mad Max? Do kids still look up to those guys?
I'd love to see Jay Z, or any of his contemporaries do a flaming shot.
THIS WENT WRONG OHHHHHHH GOOOOOOODDDDD
damn you poetv I now have a deep desire to watch a human being burn to death
Why does no one understand either (a) how to properly put out a flaming shot or (b) how to properly drink a flaming shot?
obviously "cool" being one of those things that changes as you get older
A friend of mine and I would set cheap tequila and vodka on fire, because you don't want to drink that at all. But we'd put it in a big glass bowl and let it burn itself out. Meanwhile we'd drink like Jameson's.
was there something branded to his chest?
Bro-dawg, are you okay?
Imagine telling your story to the ER & burn unit personel.
should have paid more attention in chemistry class
To defeat my enemy, I extinguish his life, and consume him as I consume these flames. In honor of Priest Vall- AAAH AAAAOOOOH AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH.
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